Communications

Seeking flatmate. Reasonable rent with housekeeper.

Inquire 221B Baker Street or text [telephone number.]

SH.

( Wordage enclosed! )

>>Uh... hi there.
>>I'm Peter Parker and I'm inquiring about the flatmate position.
>>If it hasn't already been filled.

>> You have been invited to the Ranch for dinner.
>> You will need to be on your best behavior
>> My father is a lot less laid back than Shepard.
>> He's a good man. Just protective.
>> Dress nice.

So. There's this gigantic elephant in the room. I'm going to need your help getting rid of it.

How about you hop up to my office, kay?

» Hey.
» They gave me a phone for being on good behavior.
» I might just get out of here yet.

>> We're eloping to Boston
>> I want a party when we get back
>> You're in charge of it.

>> When you get back, drinks. Stat.
>> And not fun drinks. Forgetting drinks.

>> [Image: Enterprise Bridge at Warp]
>> Assuming this goes through, I'm going to be a little late to our next date. (but Uhura's a genius so it should)
>> You know how it is. Find ship. Ship locks down. Ship jumps to warp. Everything is locked out.
>> Typical Monday afternoon.

>> Won't be at work Monday. Possibly Tuesday.
>> Emergency wedding.