Communications

>>Fluttershy?
>>Darling?
>>Are you good with cats?

>>Hey, you!
>>Guess what I found?

Subject: You do parties?

...So. Roy's birthday is next week. He's OBVIOUSLY got a thing for you, which is about as much interest as he's ever shown in anything. Would you be willing to pop out of a cake for him? I have no idea what the hell else we're doing but...

Let me know?

-Ollie

>> Arthur, I woke up this morning and it was sitting on the nightstand.
>> [attached picture of a brass bishop]
>> I think it's my totem.

>> Do you want the good news or the bad news?

[Text to Bruce Wayne]

>> I'm sorry to bother you during the trial.
>> Does the name Bane mean anything to you?

[Text to Maria Hill]

>> I'm sorry about last night.
>> Well, semi-sorry.

[Text to Arthur Smith]

>> Need your help with something.
>> When you have time.

Text to Portia

» You wouldn't happen to have any vacation time you could use in January would you?
» I recall promising you a trip to Paris.
» Bill is going on a dig and I have January off work.
» We could even add a few other places to the list.

Text to Bill

» My parents invited us to stay for Christmas.
» But I was thinking maybe New Years would be better because I can't ask you to miss Christmas with your family.
» Your mom has mentioned how important the holiday is to her.
» It would be fun.

Text to Hermione

» Are you okay?
» Have not heard from you in a while.
» The latest Skeeter articles are not bugging you, are they?

[Margaery]
>> Hello
>> It's Ariel
>> I have... a personal question for you

My work is nearly complete and I see that you are no longer incarcerated. Are you still interested in my proposition? We can set up a time next month, to experiment with cutlery see if the results are satisfactory after a (or several) trial runs.

>> Look what I found!
>> Lets do this, ok?
>> It'll be handy if we're lost in a swamp!
>> BTW? I want to go to a swamp. :D
>> I've never been to one!
>> It'll be FUN.

Left on the couch.

Hey Babe.

Got you a gift to celebrate our trial thing.

Your very own mandles that I've sniffed myself!

-Eomer

(Meanwhile, on Zev's professional Twitter account...)

zevranaxxx @rskeeter is the subject of next XXX parody. wait until you see the COMING attraction! #hint #itsme 3 hours ago

>> Hey, gorgeous boss man.
>> What are the chances you can get somebody to cover for me on Friday?

>> Can I ask you a personal question?

>>Is it okay if I make a porno?
>>It's for a good cause. Rita baiting.

You. Me. Bar. [address]. Be there at ten. No excuses.