Communications

[Text to Jaime Lannister]
Can you bring me a box of Turkish delight when you come back?

[Text to Lucas North]
I need to borrow your car. Mine's getting serviced. Or could you drive me to a mate's place to pick something up real quick?

[Text to Eric Packer]
I'll be there for the painting in the afternoon. Is it big or can you take it out of the frame and I'll just put it in my pocket.

>> I'm getting married in Vegas as soon as the Olympics are over.
>> You're my maid of honour.
>> Just thought I'd inform you so you weren't confused when I spirited you away.

Team USA gymnast Jubilation Lee was injured badly on mislanding her vault, during individual finals today, but insists she will be well enough for her signature event on the uneven bars tomorrow.

[image: Jubilee being shown helped off the mat by teammate Ty Lee]

[Text to Thor Odinson]

>> So that whole 'you're a god' thing.
>> You got that sorted out?
>> Because there's a Thunder God shapes hole in the lineup and you're the only one who could fill it with those stupid arms and beard.

[Text to Steve Rogers]

>> Yo, Cap.
>> Can you pencil me in for a meeting?
>> Lunch meeting.
>> I'm hungry, that's where I'm going with this.

Hello Mr. Wayne,

My name is Officer Blake of the Irvine PD. I know this is strange, but could we arrange an appointment at your convenience?

This is strictly a personal call, unrelated to any case.

Thank you.

To All Departments:

* Dudes, clean out your fridges. We are not creating sentient life from leftovers, we're revitalizing the energy industries and engineering as we know it. Leave that crap to the biologists. (No offense to Betty intended, Bruce.)

* Vas Normandy, why is Jarvis blocked at all your work stations? You're hurting his feelings.

* The main campus Tower was nearly completed, but then earthquake and fuzzy doom set us back awhile. We're looking at late this month. Just a reminder that Clearance Level 7 is required for access to floors 15-18.

* Should we have a picnic? I feel like we should have a picnic.

Doctor, have you had any especially unusual dreams recently?

>> stoopid copper
>> haha

I don't need you to defend I had it under control

Thanks.

>> Idiot police called Lily about some mystical lead they got about the fire. Out of nowhere. I could strangle someone.
>> Oh, and I dreamed we could turn into animals. Name Padfoot mean anything to you?

>> So.
>> We took Earth back.

>> Why do I keep dreaming about hurting you?
>> First I tazed you.
>> Now I ran you over in a car.
>> Well not me, but like I was in the car.
>> Are you okay?

>> I LOST ILLYANA

>>So here's THIS week's drunk text adven...

>>Okay,not so much that as I was hanging out with some of the chivalry today and they had broadswords so I thought about you if that even makes sense.

>>Uh, Hi? Miss you.

>> Hey Jubilee
>>How are you doing?
>> Sorry I'm not around to ask you in person, its super busy today
>> But I'll come by later to check on you okay?