Communications

>> Did you call multiple times?
>> Which I'm now hoping is not an emergency signal?
>> You didn't leave a message.
>> And I will erase this immediately.

[An audible sigh.] "It's me. I think I caught you at a bad time. I forgot how you can't always get a signal in the hospital. I just wanted to talk. Give me a call when you can. Please."

[A few moments of silence]

"I hope everything is... okay."

Subject: Internship

My name is Jack Harper. I'd like to offer you an opportunity with one of my companies. A review of your transcripts indicates you may be exactly what we need.

( Delivery to Cinderella Cakes. )
( Delivery to Tony Stark's hospital room. )

( Gifts for geeks + lulz )

...without any message at all, but conveniently digitized for his listening torture pleasure.

( a get well present )

Hey Tony,

This is so your ass won't hang out when they let you up to pee.
I'll be by to see you soon. Not forgetting the tape measure.

-Ollie

( Read more... )

This should keep you out of trouble for about half an hour.

-Barton