Alpha!Dave Strider (timedysphoria) wrote in marinanova, @ 2012-09-10 13:14:00 |
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Entry tags: | dave strider (b2), dick grayson (young justice), dirk strider, helix wamtani, jake english, jane crocker, kurt hummel, spike |
[Day 184]: Action[Closed] | [Video]
[]Hopefully, you weren't heading into the bathroom anytime soon or trying to take a piss, because you're probably going to get a surprise guest. Welp.
Dave just casually sits up in the bathtub. He squints a bit before he forces himself to his feet.
Maybe you were just about to do something whilst in the bathroom when suddenly Dave. Or if you're lucky, you were just heading to the bathroom when Dave literally just stumbles out like he didn't just come out of your bathroom suddenly.] I've woken up in weirder places. This is pretty tame in terms of the weird shit I find myself in.
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[It takes Dave a bit of time to get to the network. He had a bit of a crisis before he decided to contact the network as a whole. He doesn't sound all too happy though, nor does he look happy.]
I do enough stupid shit to wind up in odd places. I don't need jackasses in charge of a giant people aquarium doing it for me. Choke on a dick.
Thanks for the traffic cone monstrosity. I really wanted one when I first arrived here. I was so heartbroken about not actually having one, but now I do. Now I can be the glaring orange prick I've always wanted to be. Also, thanks for confiscating my shades. I was being honest when I wanted you to go choke on something.
[What a ray of sunshine.] Also, the list of crimes is a load of bullcrap. That might just be me though unless you guys also got graced by a paragraph worth of crimes. [Dave Strider breaking the law 2012.] Sexual intercourse for a crime is pretty fucking great though, so there's that.
By the way. Fuck you and your stupid underwater aquarium.