[Felicity's been flicking through the information that's available. VR, check. A laundry list of accusations, check. She can agree to some of them, but there are a bunch that she would have totally remembered if she'd done them - like decimating a town with a bomb. She would have totally remembered if she'd done that, but she doesn't. Clearly this place is bananas; maybe worse then bananas. What was worse then bananas? Kumquats maybe? This place was totally kumquats.
When she finally turns on the unit and the visor comes over her eye she's not even sure it's working. Can anyone see her? Can they see everything or just her left eye darting around. Well, at least she's got good eyes right?]Right, so VR face shield thing, totally lame.
[She rolls her eyes and taps at the device. Totally, totally lame AIs. You could do so much better.]I mean cute, but not nearly as versatile as a computer. No keys, no decent processor, and I totally feel like Vegeta here. Not that I'm a Dragonball Z fan or anything.
Oh, also no internet. What kind of crazy AIs don't give you access to the internet? That's just cruel and unusual punishment!
[She clears her throat because she totally got sidetracked, didn't she? Oh yeah, that was a total sidetrack rant.]Um, any-way. I'm Felicity Smoak and I'm kinda looking for anyone who actually knows me. Not that I want anyone I know to be stuck in some crazy virtual underwater prison with no wifi and bad fashion sense, but it'd be nice to not be alone, ya know?
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