9:08 AM
Good morning, inmates. I do hope you're awake to hear this message or what follows today may seem like a glitch. I assure you, it is not. We'll be doing some routine maintenance to the network. You may notice some interruptions and distortions of service. Try not to be alarmed or too put out by it as you make your snide announcements throughout the day. Work is to begin at the sound of the beep and it should be concluded by tomorrow morning at the latest.
I should also mention we have a punishment on the docket.
Korra: Property damage.
Details for your punishment are forthcoming to your communicator. You must really enjoy wearing your ankle monitor.
Beep.
(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Veridical unless otherwise requested! Mail submissions go here. Network Maintenance Event info here.)
I should also mention we have a punishment on the docket.
Korra: Property damage.
Details for your punishment are forthcoming to your communicator. You must really enjoy wearing your ankle monitor.
Beep.
(OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Veridical unless otherwise requested! Mail submissions go here. Network Maintenance Event info here.)