MarinaNova Asylum

[After too long holed up at home, Ritsuka has decided to go out. What better weather to do so than sunny with clear "skies"? None that he can think of.

Ritsuka's destination of choice? Sector 0, naturally. He wants to try the street food - all of the street food - and make memories. This amounts to him snapping photos, mostly of Soubi. But he wants at least one or two photos of the two of them together, so there's a good chance he'll be approaching any inmates who happen to pass by (the robots don't take good pictures).]

[ooc: please label your thread as with Ritsuka OR Soubi but NOT both. Allie and I are trying to get back into the swing of things so we're going to start out slowly, and group threads get too confusing.]

[Voice]

Hey, everyone. For my fifth and final punishment, I'm required to give a lecture at the educational facility on a "respectable" subject.

So anyone who wants to hear me talk about masturbation is encouraged to show up at ten this morning.

[Action/Open]

[ Dirk sure is blazing through these punishments. It's almost like he impatiently feels he has something better to be doing.

Despite the fact that he's cross-dressing for this occasion -- for which you can blame Jake and Jane -- Dirk is thoroughly professional, respectful, and thorough in his lecture. Rather than lingering on masturbation techniques and lewd subject matter, he discusses the health benefits et al.

At the end, he takes questions. ]

[Action 2/Closed]

[ Your name is Jake English and you have a personal servant for the day. What will you do? ]

Hey. [He's still a little awkward with addressing everyone.]

I uh, I’ve got some good news for y’all. Nothin’ on Eric but I’ve decided t’take over the Greasy Spoon in Sector 4 so we can have a human run bar and grill since bots just ain’t as appealin’. [Nothing against vampires! Sort of...]

New name pending... But it’ll probably be called Merlotte’s. Th’bar still needs built and I need some extra hands so if anyone wants a job jus’ let me know. I’ll need anyone willin’ t’cook, clean, do dishes or serve and later bartenders or barbacks if we get enough business. I... haven’t exactly worked out how t'make it worth yer while but we can talk about it. An’ th' work will award y’all points t’get things from the Wardens.

An’likewise I’m lookin’ fer anyone good with their hands t’help me renovate th'place.
Eric, I believe I’ll be takin’ ya up on that offer from a few days ago, ya know, what we agreed upon t’help with your punishment? I know it’s probably in bad taste t’ help competition but, well, I’ll need help with liftin’ and carryin’ in parts or new furniture and th’ like. We can negotiate if ya want.

Otherwise, I hope t’see y’all there an’ hope we can make things just a little more like home for everyone.

Just a heads up that there will be a bot presence for a few days, per the Warden’s orders but once they’re satisfied it’s all ours.

An’ pardon our dust.

[The video clicks on to show a kid who isn't really sure what expression to make. His expression seems to settle into one of confusion after a minute or two.]

I guess I wasn't really expecting to wake up here after that whole dream bubble thing. Then again I probably was never expecting to wake up in a prison?

I am not really sure about this crimes list they gave me, though. I mean I did do some of these, but uh... Most of these were from playing a video game, so I don't really know if those count? Also I wasn't really driving that car??

Oh man, I am going to start rambling! Anyway, I am new here apparently, so hi. My name is John! I wonder if anyone else I know is here? On second thought, I hope not. That would really suck.