Communications

>> Got an appointment with a realtor next week.
>> Told her what we were looking for, she says she's got a few properties to show us.

[ooc: sent earlier yesterday]

>>Baby Baby Baby
>>Thinkin bout you
>>What are you wearing?
>>No
>>Let me guess
>>Nothing but a smile?

[Texts to Baby Firefly]
>>Baby, Baby, Baby
>>You working V-Day?
>>Playing the best good girl gone bad they got?


[Texts to Kenya Rosewater]
>>If my Baby is working on the 14th
>>How much would it cost me to keep her to myself all night?
>>Oh
>>Can you keep it to yourself too?

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( [Text Messages to Wade Wilson] )

I've been doing some thinking.

You didn't drug my beer.

>> I left you a present on the front step
It's a chicken

>> HIS GRAVE IS GONE IT'S NOT EVEN THERE WHAT FUCKERY IS THIS

>> Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey sexy lady
>> Are you you again?
>> You weren't you for awhile.
>> It was crazy.

>> We have a Code Dearly Destructive, Level Four.
>> I repeat, Code Dearly Destructive, Level Four.
>> Keep an eye on Pepper, she's bound to realize the champagne is still out sooner or later.

Ring, ring

[txt to Pinkie Pie, BCC Neena]

>> [Wade Wearing Pope Hat.jpg]

>> WADE WADE WADE WADE HURRY
>> THERE'S THIS GUY WHO CAN MAKE CANDY WHEN HE SNAPS HIS FINGERS
>> AND HE'S SHARING

>> I think we were going to get married and then forgot.
>> ISN'T THAT JUST LIKE US?!

>> My face looks like hamburger.

>> Bear with me here.
>> Giraffe.

>> Wilson if you have the time I need a favour
>> Keep an eye on Dommy would you?
>> Not that she can't take care of herself
>> But someone needs to watch her back when I can't do so
>> I don't want to turn into the stalking husband
>> Stop laughing you're probably laughing
>> There's a possible spot of trouble incoming her way that's all
>> Simply shoot whomever looks at her with ill intent
>> I'm asking because you're like the Spanish Inquisition
>> No one ever expects you

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( To Moira )

>> WHAT IS THIS ABOUT WEDDINGS AND WHY WASN'T I INVITED?

>> Come by my shop and pick your guns up.
>> You're going to love them.
>> Red and black with little logos on them.
>> Bring some chimichangas with you.

>> My phone got all broken and it took me forever to get a new phone and then I couldn't find your number but then I found it and okay now I'm texting you please say you're okay PLEASE!

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( To Wade )

( To Kitty )

>> How are you holding up?
>> Did Taco Princess make things better?
>> If not, how about I get you these two things to make you happy again:
>> ez boom oven
>> my little carbine
>> All right, all right. Fine.
>> You can have this too.

>> Am home
>> Busy?
>> Need cuddling and laughter.

>> Miss you. Hope you're doing okay.
>> I HAVE THAI FOOD
>> Made me think of you and stuff!

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( ...to Kitty Pryde )

[Mass Text To Everyone Who Replied To Yesterday's Post; Delivery List Hidden]

>> Ok. Tony here.
>> No that I've finished drinking heavily thought this through, there's a lot of work to do and we'd better get started on it.
>> If you're comfortable with it, text me who is in your dreams. Names, people you recognize, and if you're okay talking to them.
>> It's a start, right?

[Text to Summers]

>> Pretty sure a big chunk of this is headed your way.

[Text to Pepper]

>> I think I need a Motrin.

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[To Pinkie Pie]

>> I might need a raincheck on our next date.

[To Domino]

>> I have discovered that tabasco sauce makes terrible lube.

>> [Address]
>> He's trussed up waiting for you.
>> Wouldn't talk.
>> I even broke out the really bad Hanna Barbera cartoons
>> Going out with taco princess!
>> Can we shoot more things soon? That was fun.

There's this thing. Going on. With boomies and lights and things. In a week.

Wanna go?

What's an elusive man? Why is he trying to hide? Who is he eluding? What's the meaning of life? Should I call the Taco Princess? Did you catch that last episode of Korra?

I'm loving the new paint job. When are you getting home? Do you know how hard it is to find good fried chicken around these parts?

Don't worry, I'm making it myself. I even brought my own pot!