Communications

» Hi Tyrion.
» It's Sansa Stark.

>> I had the most interesting dream the night before last.
>> Forgot to mention it in the midst of all this chaos.
>> Tell me of Casterly Rock, and what you know of Tysha.

My dear, are you engaged for the Stark party already? It would be my honor to escort you.

>> Know any shrinks?
>> Preferably lady ones?
>> Maybe? I don't know.

» I had a lovely time with you at the gala.
» Although I feel as though we were a bit cheated with our time together.

So feelings are totally lame, but I love you guys.

>> You know, it's so strange.
>> I could have sworn I had a brother, once upon a time.

[Text to Tyrion]

>> Just found out my father paid my fall tuition. You must've totally freaked him out.
>> You know you're a total badass, right?

[Text to Bronn]

>> 3

[PM to Charlie Pace]

What'd the drummer get on his IQ test?


[Delivered to Roy Harper]

A huge basket of chocolate without a note.


[Text to Tyrion]

>> Hid the tv remote in The Girl Cabinet in the bathroom. Don't tell Bronn, see how long it takes.

I wish to inquire about an escort to a tedious function I will need to attend.

>> Glad you're on the mend. So you'll be back to stringing my bow soon, yeah?
>> Y'know. Your arrow, my quiver? Wink wink nudge nudge.

"Hello? My name is Katherine Pryde and I was hoping you might have some advice regarding a custody issue. Or rather a potential custody issue in the future. I'd just need an hour of your time and I'm willing to pay any reasonable fees for that time. I'm told in this case we can just fill out paperwork but I want to be sure."

>>Am I busy Saturday?

>> Doing well I hope?
>> I'll have you know we are out of popcorn.

[Text to Tyrion]
>>The word 'Westeros' mean anything to you?
>>Or 'the Erie' or 'I watched Bronn drop a man out of a giant hole in the floor in my defense', for that matter?

[Text to Tyrion Lannister]

>>Little bird you were stuck with is upset about something, asked me to come get her.
>>I'm bringing her back to your flat. Mine isn't kid-friendly.

[Text to Tyrion]
>>You still stuck to the little bint?

( Package to Sansa Stark. )

[E-mail to Jaime & Tyrion Lannister]
Son #1, you could have just come out without going through the trouble of arranging that holiday gathering. It's not as if that possibility never crossed our minds.

Son #2, if your brother's gay and wants to be openly proud by exchanging rings with his gigolo, you'll be in charge of the prenuptial.

( Delivered to Tyrion Lannister's Office )