Communications

‣ Parker & Tim Drake
‣ February, 28th 2021
‣ Friendly support

(  I can totally make that happen )

Okay, what the fuck though? Apparently all my memories of the new timeline were just implanted in me because I'm actually supposedly some Titan Seed, worthy to be a Titan and needed to save the Titans of Myth with other Titan Seeds but there's only three left and one went mad?

Seriously. What the fuck?

‣ October 4th, 2020
‣ Getting in touch as promised

(  I had another dream and I now own lockpicks )

‣ August 18th, 2020
‣ Just a detective checking in on a work colleague, nothing to see here

( So, you get out of that mess okay? )

[Text to Wanda]
Do you dream about us being older?

[Text to Alice White]
Been meaning to talk to you about some dreams. But the phones were all fucked up.

[Text to Wanda]
Does the name Crystal mean anything to you?

[Text to Alice]
Man fuck dreams.

( A get well soon present. )

>> so i had an idea
>> i want to make cupcakes
>> dinosaur cupcakes for my dinosaur friend as a get well soon present
>> want to help? i'll make extra

( For Django and sister, left outside their apartment door. )

( For Blake, at the Irvine PD station house. )

>> is your apartment full of furballs

[Texts to Django and Regulus]
>> i'm fine
>> are you fine? please be fine

[Text to Wrex]
>> are you and the kids okay?

>>rickroll someone? seriously?

Remember when I had a surprise for you?

Is it me or is everybody super annoying today?

i'm freeeeeeeeee!

You know what really kind of sucks? Fucking getting a job.

>>Sneaky, sneaky.
>>Thank you.

>>hey you
>>gunshot wound guy
>>are you still all shot and stuff?
>>what's your favorite kind of cake?

( Reward For My Safe Return )

[Txt to Emma Frost]

>> No srsly those corsets
>> Do you use tape?


[Txt to Xi'an]

>> I miss you...!
>> [boobs.jpg]
>> They miss you too!

[Txt to Scotty]

>> Id like you to meet Jubilee!
>> [Jubilee_Mooning.jpg]
>> See her big smile!

[Txt to Obi-wan]

>> Did you and ani do it?
>> I mean who's top?

[Txt to Tony]

>> okay okay how many penises were in Little Mermaid?

[Txt to Tali]

>> I don't recmend playing the shots game when watching twilight.

[Txt to Jean]

>> Hwo do you get yr hair so pretty?

[Randomly mass Txts to Random Numbers]

>> Hi who wnats to play the shots game?
>> Turn on channel 15. S' Lotr trilogy
>> Drink when smone drinks anything. a Hobbit, drink twice if it's Gimli, three times.
>> If Gimli belches afterward, drink the whole bottle
>> Somne eats anything if a Hobbit, twice.
>> hobbit talks about food.
>> Frodo says "Oh, Sam!"
>> Aragorn and Boromir have an argument.
>> Someone looks all mopey and angst-ridden. If it's Frodo, drink again.
>> A Black Rider appears.
>> We see someone's filthy, chewed-up fingernails.
>> Someone sings a song.
>> You can tell the camera was mounted on a helicopter.
>> Someone draws a sword.
>> Pippin acts like an idiot.
>> Legolas looks fabulous.
>> Frodo's eyes roll back into his head.
>> Gollum hacks up a "gollum! gollum!"
>> Someone or something is called "precious."
>> Someone consults a map.
>> You speak along with the dialogue.

[Text to Steve Rogers]
 
>> Boy scout, I’m dying here. I barely can move my head but I swear to God if you don’t come up with something to distract me I’m going to start singing LMFAO at the top of my lungs until they at least move me to a room with a different number of ceiling tiles on the ceiling to distract me for another minute and a half.
 
>> Do you really want that on your conscience? Yeah, I didn’t think so.
 
[Text to Nym Tonks]
 
>> I wasn’t kidding, bring back more cupcakes like that and you get two quarters on me.
 
[Multiple Texts to Multiple Random Numbers (feel free to have these be your character’s phones)]
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Who’s your favorite Powerpuff Girl?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Best Disney Movie?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. Do people really like opera or are they just trying to seem classy?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think it'd be hard to learn to play the banjo?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do birds suddenly appear when some crazy woman sings a song?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Why do the Red Hot Chili Peppers keep putting out the same album and everyone acts like it's new?

>> Hi. I'm Tony. Do you think people go vegetarian to protect animals for real, or is it just to feel better than people who think cows are delicious?
 
>> Hi. I’m Tony. I’m also really bored.
 
[Text to Pepper Potts]
 
I know you’re just sitting right here but hi.