Communications

>> Do you
>> Do you have a place to stay?

>> I know I'm divorced and all but
>> I woke up to a string of bad luck and a shitty day
>> Also my spine isn't doing the thing
>> Is this how normal people live? FUCK, it sucks.
>> But also do I need to worry that you're slowly dying of metal poisoning or what

>> Comin' over
>> An' I'm bringing beer an' wings

>> Dommy
>> So how was your time in the pokey?
>> Cut any bitches?

>> How are you feeling after the hacking?
>> Because I had an idea

>> Want to take the Finches for a few days?

[Texts to Neena]

>> I certainly hope that your experience with the fires of hell
>> Was infinitely better than mine


[Texts to Jaina]

>> I hope that you came out of that alright

We have a dragon on Stark Tower and small arms are completely ineffectual. I'm trying to get ahold of something with a little more oomph, but until then, coordinate with Agents Rose and Howlett.


Ruby

You're getting a field promotion.

( Text to Neena )

Sent around 6am

>> Good morning beautiful people
>> how would you like a wide array of baked goods for breakfast?

>> You're awake, right? Good
>> Because I'm gonna need bail money
>> And a huge favor
>> The favor isn't the bail money

>> So if you don't have plans tonight
>> I can think of something to keep you busy

>> Roses sting
>> And lilies stink
>> fuck the flowers
>> lets get a drink

>> Hey, question
>> Do you have any protocols for werewolves?


>> Also
>> How are the girls doing

( Neena , you have ( 4 ) New Messages )

I'm seeing reports of zombies. And at least one undead dragon.

Sound off.

>> Are you awake?

( Neena, You Have ( 7 ) New Messages )

Stahma

>> What would you say to letting the girls stay with us for two nights
>> See how they react?


Neena

>> How are you feeling?
>> Do you think you're ready to meet one of the girls.

>> So I sort of missed the spawning.
>> This is what happens when you take in strays that try to kill you.
>> How are you and the mini logan doing?
>> Is he drinking beer yet?

>> Wondering if you're up to seeing any of the girls


Ilia

>> How are you feeling?

>>Hey, how're we doin' today?
>>Need me to pop by with anything?

( Okay google... call Logan )

OOC Note: Triggers in this post relevant to the recent log that was posted.

>> There's this man on the valarnet
>> He's really hot
>> But I think he might be too stupid to consent to sex

>>So according to my phone seems I drunk texted you a bunch the other night


[Backdated to Sunday because RL happened and I totally forgot]

>>hEY. you UP?
>>Didn't w7nt tcall case youwere sleeping

>>Evenin'.
>>How's the hottest orc Slayer in town doin' tonight?

>> Might need your help with something.

( Yondu kicked his feet up, resting them on the seat across from him, while he waited for an answer. )

To Yondu
>> So uhm
>> You know how you just happened to end up with a kid on your ship?
>> I just ended up with two in my house.
>> [picture of a ginger haired girl with freckles and a pale girl with long black hair]
>> They're about 14
>> This is fun. I'm blaming your influence.

To Rose
>> So I know the bar's blown up and all
>> You probably deserve a break after all that peep screaming and c-4
>> But Logan called me in on something last night
>> And now I'm like
>> well I guess I'm gonna be a mom
>> Because Russia is made of assholes that raise teenage assassins
>> And two of them imprinted on me like little birds.
>> I'm pretty much not okay

boyfriend (boiˈfrĕndˌ)►

n.
A favored male companion or sweetheart.

These texts sent earlier in the morning.

Yondu
>> Hey uh...
>> Do you have a couple of those thingies
>> The ones that make you not blue?

Logan
>> Guess who's completely white
>> No spots yet
>> But Jesus I'm whiter than an albino

Rose
>> Heeeeey can you cover the bar for me for a few nights?
>> I'll pay you extra
>> There's... dream stuff

>> Hey, big guy.
>> When are we going out on my surprise date?
>> I'm a patient woman and it's not like our schedules aren't crazy
>> But you better not be holding out on me
>> As it happens, I like spending time with you.

>> I am so, so sorry

Ring ring

( Ring Ring )

>> So you travel space and time with an alien guy, right?
>> Everything after that is just not that crazy sounding anymore?

>>So 'bout the other day... I figure maybe you might prefer it if I found a new watering hole? I'm sorry I didn't tell you, it's just

( Nate Summers )

( Killian Jones )

( Packages! )

>> Hey get your shit together.
>> We're going out for dinner and then I'm going to beat some other bitch's skull in.
>> Then we're going to have sex.
>> Don't worry, we're not going back to the place you got shanked.
>> Next time let me help you big dumbass.

» You busy tomorrow night?
» how's your face healing?

>> I saw a guy lose an eye last night.
>> Now I'm sleeping on his couch.
>> This weekend has been fucked up.

>> So...
>> Clarice didn't give me any details.
>> But do you need anything?

>> So you two had a pretty interesting morning.
>> Do I need to deliver emergency alcohol to anyone?

>> Hey, are you back up to snuff yet?
>> I need a favor from my favorite hacker.

» Okay, at the airport now and mostly awake
» This nonstop, nearly six-hour flight to New York is going to be great
» Try not to burn the OC down while we're gone, kids
» Though if Godzilla invades or something, let me know

( Private message to Emma, on the net )

>> I'm gonna get Kitty an' Ray back
>> Anyone know anyone who can fuck around with time?

>> I might be dying, too.
>> We should get drinks and form a club.

>> I love you
>> Even when you're frustrating.