Communications

( Texts to Mina )

( Text to Logan Howlett )

>> Got a minute?

>> If you aren’t busy
>> I need some help of the healing variety

Sent at 6am, 10/2

>> Do you think my insurance covers disintegration

>> Because everything but me, my cat, and about 60%
>> of this bed
>> Just went up in pink dust.

>> yeah
>> that just happened

>> I know I'm divorced and all but
>> I woke up to a string of bad luck and a shitty day
>> Also my spine isn't doing the thing
>> Is this how normal people live? FUCK, it sucks.
>> But also do I need to worry that you're slowly dying of metal poisoning or what

>> Comin' over
>> An' I'm bringing beer an' wings

>> Dommy
>> So how was your time in the pokey?
>> Cut any bitches?

>> Mina and I have been talking
>> about taking Kurt with us to PRIDE next month.
>> Well she was apparently planning while we were
>> talking since she ordered him a onesie to wear
>> when we go. Do you want to come with us?

If i'm not back by morning order take-out for breakfast, cash in the drawer. Got to save a friend from felony donut

Logan

>> You're awake, right? Good
>> Because I'm gonna need bail money
>> And a huge favor
>> The favor isn't the bail money

This woman literally just called 911 because she burned her mouth on Pizza Rolls and wanted me to send her EMS. #Dumb911Calls

What's the dumbest thing you've heard this week?

( Text to Logan )

( Group Text to Daphne and Minako )

>> Could you at least wear tights?

>>So, you know you owe me, right?

A NSFW clip gets sent out from her phone suddenly...Meow (Lydia did not send this out)

( Logan, You Have ( 6 ) New Messages )

>> I'm not going to be able to work until whatever's going on is done
>> I'm kind of physically a minor right now
At least I have my memories otherwise people would die

>> [Unsent]I didn’t[/Unsent]
>> [Unsent]I’m sorry[/Unsent]
>> My PR guy is on it.
>> If anyone can find out
>> who talked to that...woman
>> it’s him and his team.

[Texts to Lara]

>> One, I definitely am not having an affair with Logan
>> Two, I'm going to kill that bitch
>> Even if I'll probably choke on her chi


[Texts to Logan]

>> If I drained that bitch of her chi
>> Anyway you could help cover it up?

[Texts to Blake]
>>Fucking bees
>>I hate the bees
>>They might be wasps or hornets
>>They're just loud and buzzing and have stingers
>>And have chased me out of the house

[Texts Logan]
>>Don't know how
>>Or why
>>But sudden influx of buzzing insects with stingers
>>Probably a hive or some shit got knocked over
>>But they're in the house

[Texts to Chloe]
>>SOS
>>Fucking stinging insects have chased me out of the house

( Text to Logan Howlett )

( Text to Minako )

>> Neena is in the hospital
>> She got shot
>> Lucky her it missed her heart.

( Okay google... call Logan )

OOC Note: Triggers in this post relevant to the recent log that was posted.

( Neena you have (4) new messages )
( Logan you have (2) new messages )
( Blake you have (1) new message )

( Stahma you have (6) new messages )

>> Been holdin' up?

>> Might need your help with something.

>> Was helping a friend out ended up helping someone else out.
>> Her name is Jing-Wei, she's about fifteen and'll be stayin' with us for a bit
>> Until I can find her a proper home.

These texts sent earlier in the morning.

Yondu
>> Hey uh...
>> Do you have a couple of those thingies
>> The ones that make you not blue?

Logan
>> Guess who's completely white
>> No spots yet
>> But Jesus I'm whiter than an albino

Rose
>> Heeeeey can you cover the bar for me for a few nights?
>> I'll pay you extra
>> There's... dream stuff

>> Um, I have a question
>> If you have a moment

>> I do apologize, I meant to ask you this earlier
>> I've been a bit scatter-brained of late
>> At any rate, how are you holding up after the news of becoming a father?

Text to Kitty, Logan, Identical
» Say a girl is finally interested in getting better control
» Who do you think would be her safest choice for help?
» I trust your opinions.

Added to Logan
» and you?> You've been a ghost.

Added to Kitty
» Don't even go there.
» I only just hurt the new guy.

( Separate but identical texts to Logan Howlett and Match )

( Text to Kitty )


( Text to Logan )

[Filtered to Shepard, Garrus and Logan]

I am going to blow a crater into this fucking hellhole. I cannot fucking take this slow progression towards becoming an asari. I wish those demons and shit were still here so they would continue to distract me from this shit.


[Texts to Jemma]

>> I believe my skin is starting to change texture
>> It itches like I've got poison ivy
>> Any recommendations for a cream to use on it?

>> To me, my X-men!
>> Always wanted to say that.

Hello Logan. My name is Leon, and I got your name from one of your employees, a Hazel Levesque. She said she could watch my brother while I'm at work, and that you wouldn't mind if she brought him to the Jean Grey Outreach Center during the day.

I wanted to clear this with you first. I've done a bit of reading on the center and it seems like a good facility.

Text to Logan Howlett
» The girls are encouraging me to get out
» and possibly go out drinking
» you should come with me
» Either stop me from starting a good bar brawl
» Or encourage it.

Bo


>> Gonna close the bar for a week at the end of the month
>> Wanna do some renovations. Just wanted to give you a heads up.


Emma Frost

>> How's the New Year treating you?

>> Hey kid. How are you doing?

Laura says you're comin' to Thanksgiving. Is there anything you don't like to eat?

There's a girl, think you can help her figure something medical out?

Anyone think they can help this girl here?

One of the portals is spewing out Sentinels.

TO ME MY X-MEN!

And yes that includes you, Wisdom!

>> You doin' okay?


Rogue


>> Remind me again why stabbin' a customer is bad

>> I think you got somethin' of mine an' I got a couple somethins of yours.

Logan
» How you feeling?
» Any better?
» I think I tried to break Kitty by the way

( death mentions )

>> What're your favorite meals?

>> You're buying me a motorcycle.
>> You owe me for Thanksgiving
>> And 18 years of not being around.

To Kitty Pryde
>> So uh
>> We're not close
>> but are you gonna phase my brain out 'cause I kissed one of your exes?
>> and James?
>> I kissed James a LOT

To Logan Howlett
>> How're you doing, Grumbles?