Communications

[Text to Mikaelson family incl. Hayley and Hope]

>>I am...so sorry about last weeks drunk texts
>>I was dropping Mare off at pre school and she asked why she didn't have a mommy and why she was in Heaven
>>And I...I didn't handle it well.
>>Nik thanks for picking her up and letting her stay with you for a few days, it's all she talks about.

[Drunk Text to Mikaelson Family, including Hayley and Hope]

>>you said...
>>you szaid whatever ii puwt nmy pvenis in
>>is miane

>> Do we have any plans for Thanksgiving?

>> Kol or Klaus, would you’re be free to keep watch over Hope?
>> I have a romantic getaway scheduled with Hayley.
>> I want to be sure my home isn’t destroyed by a high school party.

>> How is everyone faring amidst the latest madness to descend upon the OC?

>> I have a daughter.
>> Elijah is dating the mother of my daughter.
>> Do you know how far Elijah has progressed in his dreams?

[Mass Text to All Mikaelsons and their SOs]

>>Fuck.
>>Shit shit fuck fuck shit.
>>SOS
>>SOS

[Damon]

>>FUUUUUUUUUCK
>>SHIT DAMNIT FUCK

>> Against my better judgement, I introduce Hayley to Mother and Father.
>> If you receive any texts or calls bemoaning my absolute failure as a son you know why.
>> There may also be a few phrases regarding the utter insuitability of my choice of girlfriend,

( [Private to Elena Gilbert] )

( [Private to Mikaelson Family] )

>> Is everyone feeling themselves?
>> It seems this place is up to it's old tricks again.

[Mass Text to Siblings]

>>Mom texted me in hysterics saying she and dad had had it up to here with my selfishness and demanded to see their granddaughter
>>I pointed out I didn't owe them shit because they were abusive narcissists our entire life
>>Mom said I was over exaggerating and that she and dad did everything for us.
>>So I might have called her and dad idiots and hung up,
>>If you get blasted with calls, my bad

Well, it looks like I'm needed in Burundi at the moment so I'll be flying out tomorrow night. I can't say how long it will be but hopefully no longer than a week and a half. Try not to have any emergencies while I'm gone.

[Texts to Nik, Freya, Finn, and Elijah]

>>Hey.
>>Family time soon?
>>Let's all get lunch or dinner.

[Damon]

>>You are being usurped as favorite Uncle. Nik is kicking your ass.
>>How are things with you and Thomas?
>>Is Enzo still being sulky?

>> There was something I had wanted to ask you three the other day.
>> I'm still not entirely sure if it was a dream or not, but were any of you visited by, what I can only assume was, a Christmas spirit last week?

>> I know it's late, but do any of you have plans for Thursday?
>> If not, I was thinking we could do dinner at my place.
>> It doesn't even have to be a big thing.
>> Just us all together.

[Text to Damon]

>>Gonna prank Elijah. Muahahaha
>> Because I have the maturity level of a five-year-old

[Text to Freya]

>>How you feeling, sister?

[Backdated to Thursday]

>> Just wanted to let you three know that Niklaus and I are leaving for Paris Saturday.
>> We’ll he gone for a week.

( Group texts to the Mikaelsons )

( Texts to Jeremy Gilbert )

( Text to Tony Stark )

( Text to Enzo/Kol )

>> Should we do something for the Fourth of July?
>> Mikael and Esther are having their annual party as usual and I assume none of you are attending that.
>> So perhaps we should do our own thing once again.

[Sent Friday Morning]

[Texts to Freya Mikaelson]
>> So it would seem that you're awake.
>> In my dreams, that is.

[Texts to Kol Mikaelson]
>> I don't know if you're there yet or not.
>> But for what it's worth, I'm sorry I hexed you.

>> How are you doing?
>> Still seeing Kaleb's reflection?
>> I'm still seeing Vincent's.

[Texts to Siblings]

>>We...we may have a problem here.
>>Finn god damnit, you jinxed me!
>>When I look in the mirror, I don't see my face.

[Text to Damon Salvatore]

>>So I'm not dead apparently.
>>Guess I'm back to dreaming again

[Sent Friday Morning]

>> I appear to be having a bit of a problem.
>> Contrary to what I thought, my dreams aren't exactly over.
>> And my reflection doesn't seem to be my own anymore.

[Texts to siblings and Damon]

>>Being tethered to Freya is surreal as hell
>>And awkward
>>But it could be worse

[Texts to Elijah Mikaelson]

>>Would you be able to watch Mare Friday, Saturday and Sunday?
>>Damon, Enzo and I need to go to Vegas to check on progress for the Underworld if it's going to be ready for its grand opening in time.
>>She needs one on one tie with her favorite uncle

>>I'm leaving for Vienna and Paris tomorrow
>>Don't burn down the bars while I'm gone.
>>What do you want me to bring you back?

>> Not that I blame anyone for not telling me, but...
>> Was anyone going to tell me that I was killed by a teenager?
>> Even if part of me did want to die there, I have to admit, that was incredibly embarrassing.

[Mass Text to siblings]

>>Are we doing anything for Thanksgiving? Or are we waiting until our trip in December for our massive celebration?
>>Need to know ahead of time if we are ditching mom and dad for turkey day this year.

[Damon]

>>They included me.
>>In Always and Forever.
>>They made that vow here.

>>Also, we are going to be gone on a family trip from mid-December until after New Years
>>You and Enzo will be alright without me?

[Text to Damon and Nik]

>>Please tell me you two are back to normal now. Please.

[Mass Text to Siblings]

>>I'm going to have to swallow my pride here
>>Like really swallow it.
>>I need a loan for the new club I'll be opening with Damon and Enzo in Vegas
>>It looks like I have no choice but to suck up to mom and dad
>>Since, you know, compelling a bank isn't exactly legal.

>> I got a gift the other night.
>> One of the daggers from our dream world.
>> It was in my chest.
>> I was lucky that Freya was staying over.

[Sent Earlier Tuesday]

>> First of all, Freya is fine.
>> However, she had a dream last night while she was at my place.
>> She almost bled out as a result of said dream.
>> I gave her my blood to save her.
>> She didn't tell me what it was about, but it obviously wasn't good.

>>I'm bored. I need entertainment.
>>What do you say we go paint the town red. Literally.

{Texts to Damon]

>>So...hear me out.
>>We should do another club.
>>In Vegas.
>>Dantes Inferno.
>>We could do it on the strip.
>>You, Enzo and I could alternate weeks that we go up an run and supervise it.

>>So, uh, I realize I've been quiet recently, but uh...
>>Um...
>>Did any of you wake up...idk...different in the past week or so?

[Text to Damon]

>>So, you know how I've had to take some extended time off work?
>>Um, well.
>>In the past week or so, did you wake up...different?

[Texts to Freya, Elijah and Klaus Mikaelson]
>> I think we all need some well deserved drinks.
>> How does Christmas Eve at my place sound?
>> Then we all have an excuse as to why we can't go to Esther and Mikael's.

[Texts to Kol Mikaelson]
>> I assume you'll either be going to Mikael and Esther's for Christmas Eve.
>> Or spending it at home with your daughter.
>> I've invited the others over to drink until we can't see straight
>> Perhaps we could get together on Christmas Day if I don't have a hangover.

[Text to Klaus]

>>I need advice.
>>Like desperately.

[Text to Freya]

>>So Mom is going to lose her shit any day now,
>>Just a heads up in case she chooses you as the person she calls wailing about me to. Last time it was Beks, so it might just be your turn.

( Text to Alex )

( Text to Enzo and Kol )

( Kol Mikaelson, you have (2) new messages )

( Elijah Mikaelson, you have (3) new messages )

[Group Text sent to: Damon Salvatore, Davina Claire, Ezio, Finn Mikaelson, Freya Mikaelson, Elijah Mikaelson, Niklaus Mikaelson, and Rebekah Mikaelson]

>>I am thinking of taking Mareena to Disneyland for the first time.
>>She really enjoys watching the Disney movies on TV and listening to the music at bedtime
>>Does anyone want to join me for her first trip ever?

( Texts to Elijah, Rebekah and Kol Mikaelson )

[Texts to all Mikaelson siblings]

>>Alright, it's literally been forever since we've all been in the same place at once.
>>This is rare and it's worth celebrating!
>>We should all go out to lunch or dinner and just...well...have fun.
>>Like we all used to when we were kids.
>>Remember fun? I'm sure some of you don't. I'm looking at you, Elijah.

>> I had intended to surprise you each individually.
>> But I have a feeling you'd find out before I got to you so...
>> I'm back in town.
>> Have been for two weeks or so.
>> I'd like to catch up with you both.

( Klaus, you have (2) new messages )

( Elijah, you have (2) new messages )

( Finn, you (2) new messages )

( Identical but separate texts sent to Kol and Rebekah )

( Similar, but separate texts to siblings who aren't Freya )

( Additionally for Kol )

( Texts to Ezio )

[Text to Damon]

>>Freya and Klaus came home.
>>Keep vampires and all that shit hush hush please.
>>I dont want to break them.

>>[Selfie from some park they liked going to as kids]
>>Surprise!

[Texts to Elijah and Rebekah]

>>Things just got ugly with mom and dad.
>>Real ugly.
>>I threatened them.
>>Dad retaliated.
>>I retaliated harder.
>>Consider that bridge fucking burned.

[Texts to Ezio]

>>I am so sorry you had to meet the vile pieces of shit that are our parents.

( Group text to Kol & Rebekah )