Communications

( private message to kasumi goto )

>> Got a new doc to help Faiza around the ranch.
>> Cabin needs furniture.
>> We should do that thing that involves buying some.
>> You might feel better

>> First person to drag my ass to the hospital gets ice cream

>> I hate to ask, but I really need you to fill in as bouncer for me tonight.
>> Please.

>> You. Me. Steak dinner. Restaurant.
>> Cabin is ready to move in to!

>> Dinner? A movie? Cupcakes?

>> I don't suppose you can fix this one, can you?

>> So, should we set up some ground rules?

( Cut for sexytalk )

>> You still up for that thing?

I'm proud of you. That needs to be said.


[Liara]

You better be naked when I get in. We need to christen the Normandy. All of her.

Also...want to adopt, too?

Sydney

>> My ship is incoming to land in the mojave desert. SSV Normandy. Your team can check her out if you like but I've been hoping for this day for a long time

Normandy Crew

>> I have confirmation that the Normandy just jumped in. I'm praying it's the SR2 with the anti-reaper upgrades.
>> She's not normally one for planetary landings but I'll take what I can get. I'm sure Tali can get her back into space.

[Tony Stark]
>> You need to lock down Stark Industries.
>> Now.
>> It's not safe outside.

[Normandy crew]
>> I suspect that husk wasn't a one-off.

[Garrus]
>>Where are you?

I just killed a fucking husk. Everyone stay frosty.

>> Today was a surprise
>> First, a lot of the kids got me some things for Father's Day
>> Then I found something Beth and Alma left behind for me for today
>> I'm getting
>> What to the kids call it? Feels?

( text to Kasumi Goto )

( texts to Kirsty Cotton )

>> Question.
>> Do you remember Alma?

(Backdated a week)

>> Harbinger was at my place.

>> Are you afflicted?

>> Alma's the proud mother of a baby girl.

>> I'm not going to pull away.
>> I may need you to remind me of that every now and then..
>> I want us to be all right.

>> Thanks again.
>> Sorry for messing up your Valentine's Day.

(text to Kasumi Goto)

Just checking up. How you doing, boss?

>> I need you
>> I'm sorry, I know you and Liara probably have something planned
>> I really need you to cover for me at the bar tonight
>> I'm at the hospital

>> Come quick
>> Something's here

A fancy invitation is sent out to everyone who is registered on the network and left at their front door. It is a red box with gold ribbon containing a little champagne bottle, bubbles, confetti, a Iron Man & Pepper figurine and the following invitation to a certain wedding:

[OOC: Feel free to use this post to RSVP!]

( Cut for image )

We don't know each other yet, but I'm Alma's girlfriend. My name's Beth.

So, Alma told me you're into dress-up. Thought I'd let you know that Wrex has a cheerleader thing. I can snag you a spare if you want one. Don't worry, I'm not angling for him - I'm Alma's. But hey, if I can help a hottie out, right?

[Elena[

>> I'd like you to interview this Abby Maitland person. I think she can help us recover from this virus.


[Kasumi]

>> Can I take you out to dinner?

>> Tali's not doing well.
>> We're in Irvine General, if you want to stop by and see her.

>> Are you okay?

(sent a few days ago)
[Text to Lulu]
>> Could I make a custom order?
>> Shouldn't be too hard. Could use the same basic cut as the last one you made for me.
>> Just some decoration to play on a theme.
>> [Picture Attached]

[Wrex]

>> This is going to sound crazy
>> You can't have kids, right?
>> I know I was drunk when we talked, but you did say you were infertile, right?

[Beth Cassidy]

>> I want to talk to you about your folks sometime
>> But do you want to go with Alma somewhere this weekend?

[Kasumi]

>> Alma's at Shepard's and I have a really nice bottle of scotch that's all lonely.

[Text to Shepard]

>> Think she's coming outta it finally.
>> Ain't out of the woods yet, but I finally feel like hoping isn't the stupidest thing I've ever done.

[Text to Kasumi]

>> Boys giving you any more trouble down there?

[Shepard]

>> I'll be back on Saturday.
>> I'm not sure this accomplished anything but hurting people.
>> Cleared my head at least.
>> Tell me Alma hasn't been a handful

[Alma]

>> Kid. I'm sorry I took off like that.
>> I'll be back soon.

[Summers]

>> Me you and Shep will have a pow wow when I get in.
>> I've had some ideas.

[Kasumi]

>> I uh..how do I ..
>> Hey.

[Pretend these were sent last Thursday, not in the middle of an alien invasion. >.> Sorry.]

[Garrus]
>> Shep wants you for Guitar in our new band

[Raynor]
>> You re the hottest boss I've efver had
>> by a lot.

[Tony]
>> Hey you have muscles! Come strip for us.

[Liara]
>> [attached picture of Shepard flashing her boobs and grinning]
>> Shepard hsays hi.

>> If you're able to stand and fight, we have a situation in the desert.
>> Bring firepower.

>> If you're planning anything for Skeeter, I want to be a part of it.
>> Between her story about Keiji and the dreams.. Things aren't working out with Wrex.
>> We're just not on the same page. I might be in a different book.

>> Don't even read it.

>> Hey, gorgeous boss man.
>> What are the chances you can get somebody to cover for me on Friday?

>> Really *really* needed a night off.
>> Closed the bar for tonight, since Sundays are slow anyway.
>> Hope you don't mind. ♥

>> Hey Scotty.
>> Mai's at my apartment. If you're free tonight, maybe you could stop by and teach her to play chess.
>> She had a nice time the other night.
>> [Address]
>> My beer is your beer.

>> Hey. I'm not sure how important secrecy is here. Are you actually in hiding?
>> I feel like your cover has sort of been blown by all this. Do we need to find you somewhere more secure, or whatever?
>> I thought there would be more giggling and hair braiding involved.

[Text to Wrex]
>> Are you awake? Please be awake.
>> Can you come to the bar? I know it's late

[Text to Jim Raynor]
>> You should think about getting some muscle for the bar until you're back

[Text to Shepard, a bit later]
>> Shepardd?

[Close-up picture of a bakery label for chocolate cupcakes, along with some nutritional information and a 'Best If Used By 09282012' sticker]

>> I feel like I should tell someone the truth...
>> This is really embarrassing.
>> The truth is I got really drunk...
>> Was bouncing on the hotel bed like a 5 year old
>> Fell off and split my head open on the end table.

>> This probably will get fucked up, but I don't care.
>> You're hot and I want to go on a real date.

>> I thought we were friends, Jimmy!
>> Now I find out you've been hiding big, strong men from me. :-(
>> Also: Hello, whoever-ends-up-getting-this! If you're around Jimmy, let him see.

[Text to Maria Hill]

>> A mutual friend once told me you were good at solving problems.
>> And I got a hell of a problem. Name's Jim Raynor. Sarah's gone.

[Text to Kasumi Goto]

>> I'm leaving the bar in your hands for awhile. Got some stuff to sort out.
>> Gonna ask real politely do not burn it down.