Communications

[Backdated to February 5th]

( Text messages to John Constantine )

» I hope you're staying out of trouble like I am.
» Trouble seems to be a little more exciting sometimes.

» But I do have a question.
» Call it a favour.
» How much do you know about British punk rock?

I got all my paperwork back!

I need you to fill out something and sign some stuff. But everything else is set to go!

I am so excited!!!!

( texts to constantine )

( texts to raistlin )

( texts to constantine )

( texts to lina )

» That amulet you gave me
» Does that ward against things in my house?

» Also, can I bring things home with me?
» Not things, obviously, but...

» I don't know what I'm saying really
» There's weird stuff been happening just now.
» It's probably just the weather. Nevermind.

>> Are you in the middle of nowhere?
>> Or is there civilization near?
>> Like, say, a fast food restaurant

( texts to hawke )

( texts to constantine )

>> My darling
>> Are you busy?
>> Or did I wake you up, when you were supposed to be grading papers or some such?

» So, it's been over a month and I haven't been in any deadly or potentially dangerous situations.
» Not that I miss harrowing situations.
» Mostly.

» How've you been?

>> Hey there, you smoky adorable thing you
>> Been doing some treasure-hunting lately
>> Found a grand stash for the shoppe
>> Only an old rival of mine thinks it's all his
>> But a lot of might be books you want and remember that copy of Eikóna tou Noomnomnomnom we talked about?
>> Alright so that's not the exact name
>> Point is, you'll want to come with me to this thing

( texts to constantine )


( texts to raven )

( Texts to Joan Watson )

» So I know people can be possessed.
» And homes can be haunted.
» But can a home be possessed?

» Asking for a friend.

( texts to leliana )


( texts to constantine )

>> Hoppelhäschen
>> Remember when I came to you about consulting with OID?
>> Guess what, I've got something fun for you to consult on
>> Before I tell you what it is just know that I'm going with you no mater what
>> So once you agree to that, then we can move forward

» So I've exhausted all other possible explanations.
» Which is why it's come to this, but...

» Why the hell am I getting inundated with 'weird' cases?
» Things like potential hauntings, suspected possessions (again), a shadowy figure following people
» I actually started investigating that last one.
» I loathe dark alleys now, just so you know.

» This didn't happen until that thing with Carter.
» Did you forget to mention something?

( texts to leliana )

( texts to john )

>>Are you shocked that I'm "extra grumpy"?
>>You turn up out of the blue
>>Fill my head with all sorts of nonsense and bollocks, trick me into thinking you can light cigarettes with your bloody mind
>>And the same night, all of a sudden my head's playing Nightmare On fucking Elm Street!
>>And all I can think is that you had something to do with it.


>>So yes, I am "extra grumpy".

>> Chas is no longer an interesting conversational companion.
>> So be ready. We're finding something proper fun to do.
>> As in: going out.
>> Tomorrow.

>> I am being bloody pre-emptive, you old bugger.
>> There's a Chinese lady called Ling on the network.
>> She's asked me out.
>> If you embarrass me there will be proper retribution.

>> Have you got New Year's Plans?
>> No, actually.
>> I know you haven't got any.
>> We're going to a shindig.

To: Deryn, Sam Winchester, Lucifer Morningstar, Scud, John Constantine, Garcia, Gale Hawthorne, Damon Salvatore, & Gabriel

>> New Year's party at mine and Cas'
>> Gabe and Deryn are bringing pies.
>> Bring your own damn booze
>> +1s welcome
>> We'll be in the basement mostly
>> Angel taxi available if you get too drunk to drive
>> Crash space available if you think air angel is gonna make you puke
>> [address]

>> I keep bloody dreaming of your girlfriends.
>> Irish lady called Kit.
>> Sat me down & lectured me on why magic's bad.

>> We apparently have a ship name
>> I have such strange friends

>> you ever heard of sommat called the resurrection crusade?

Dear Uncle John,

Thought you might like to know I've got meself a situation. Going to be an assistant manager at the Den, over at [address]. You're allowed in occasionally, but won't be able to give you any drinks unless you give us the money for them, I'm afraid. Can't bloody smoke in the place either, but I'm gathering that's the whole state? What is the world coming to?

But yeah, got myself a job, figure I'll be haunting this place for a bit now. Ring me sometime, we'll do lunch. Stay safe, you - people tell me this place goes barmy from time to time.

Your Gem

>> Oi, mate.
>> You haven't gone and caught what the rest of the county has, have you?

Text to Kirsty Cotton
>> Still in that marital bliss phase?
>> Or can I bother you for a driving lesson or ten?
>> Got my L's and everything.
>> Me mum'd be proud.

>>Gonna need you to sign a thing for me at some point this week.
>>You good for that?

( PM to John Constantine )

( PM to Pepper Williams )

>> Going to start a tally chart up.
>> Every time a person mentions the bloody Beatles to me.

Riiiiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiiing! Riiiiiiiiiiing!