[Text to Buffy]>> THERE IS A RANDOM GUY IN MY BED
>> Like a guy I didn't ask to be there.
>> Mom is going to kill me.
[Text to Damian]>> Hey...
>> Has anything weird happened to you today?
[Text to Remy]>> Please tell me you did not send some rando to my house.
>> Because I feel like that's something you'd do.