Communications

Tony

>> I think I lost my powers


Colleen

>> My glowy fists are gone!

>> Still up to be strapped into a jet?

>> There's a girl who claims fire comes out of her feet
>> Did you neglect to tell me they put LSD in the water here?

» okay
» I'm the last person you'd expect this from but
» you're working too hard
» come out and eat something with me!

» I have something to show you.

» I might be committing treason
» I've been cajoled into a new coffee place by work colleagues
» They have donuts with captain crunch on them!!!

» CAPTAIN CRUNCH ON A DONUT!

[From]: Rosalind Lutece
[Subject]: So I heard the OC was a nice place to live...

And decided to move here. I distinctly remember you telling me that you were relocating to this part of the world as well. I'm not wrong, am I? It would be terribly embarrassing if you were still in New York.

-Rosa

» I'm about to fall off this wagon in a cataclysmic manner
» My powers how they are I'll probably blow up a continent
» Are you free for some distraction techniques in the form of sleuthing?

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texts to kitty

> I trust you've read the latest news out of New York.

texts to carol

> How are you.

texts to olivia moore

> Doctor Moore, hello.
> This is Sherlock Holmes.
> I've some news on that case if you were still interested.

>> Got a surprise for you, love
>> Found a couple more leads in New York
>> Perhaps some CIA fuckwits with drug cartels in their back pockets
>> You might be familiar with them

( texts to carol danvers )

( texts to nico robin )

( texts to kitty winter )

Considering they no longer need my mother's corpse for investigative purposes, I can with absolute certainty say we'll be holding funeral services Friday evening at [location]. Closed casket, and we'll be cremating the remains. Don't feel obligated to come, but if you do, I'm going to politely ask no white lillies are brought. I'll only say that once.

There'll be scotch, but please refrain from vomiting everywhere. Unless it's on the wealthy Amell relatives that are flying in. You can vomit on them.

» I've drawn the short straw at work.
» Due to some staff illness I'm up for reviewing a local cocktail bar.
» Fancy coming along and helping me try a ridiculous number of drinks?

( Text to Killian Jones )

( Text to Wendy and Carol )

( Text to Damon )

( [Private Messages to Clint Barton, Steve Rogers, Peggy Carter, Natasha Romanov, Sam Wilson, Tony Stark, Pepper Potts, Agent Coulson, Bucky Barnes, and Carol Danvers] )

>> Anything new over there?

So I hear things are blowing up, how do I get sanctioned to help deal with shit?

>> We should go on vacation.
>> You and me.
>> Somewhere secluded.
>> With fruity drinks and sand.
>> And no awkwardness.
>> And how do you feel about me moving back in?

>> So I did something crazy.

( Image under the cut, kinda sorta NSFW but not really )

>> Did I...?
>> Did I make you a diamond for a ring?

>> I'm coming over for lunch and you can't stop me.

Do you want to come over Friday night? We can marathon Star Wars, and stuff.

>> Do you want to come over?
>> Before it gets too bad to travel
>> And you know. In case we need to beat things up together.

>> Hey. How are you?
>> Just making sure you're okay.
>> Do you want to get some coffee sometime?

>> I went back over some of my old posts and saved emails
>> I really
>> We're really
>> I'm so sorry
>> This must be so hard for you.

>> My head isn't hurting anymore
>> I can fly again!

>> Jess and I might have proposed to each other

>> I might have kind of accepted a job flying a stunt plane in a movie in Europe. I leave after Thor's wedding. I'll be gone a couple of weeks
>> Private going away party?

>> When things calm down, want to go back up again?

Tiffany

>> How are things going?

>> In a contest between me and a very pissed off shark, who do you think would win?

>> Everything back to normal for you?

>> Any word on those results?

>> A little birdy told me you're the man who can make amazing things
>> How would you like to help a fellow Avenger out?

>> Do you want to meet Jess?
>> Formally, I mean.

[Text to Carol]

>> Before we got together, you didn't feel an unnatural repulsion to me, did you?
>> Or the exact opposite? Like you couldn't control yourself?

>> [Image: Carol in her Ms. Marvel costume, taken in the mirror]
>> I found it in my closet.

[Jess]

>> I have a hell of a thing to tell you.


[Thor]
>> Did you get through that fine?
>> They won't let me keep the F-16.

[To Navi]

>> Mistletoe is amazing

[To Lulu]

>> I didn't ask her out, but I did ask her in.

[To Zevran]

>> So I tried it.

>> Eggnog and movies?

>> I had the craziest dreams.
>> I got to go into space!

>> Hey. So I finished that Alaskan supply run thing.
>> I never thought I'd be warm again.
>> My plane is happy to have wheels instead of skids again.