Communications

>> What're your favorite meals?

>> So today someone asked me if I was seeing anyone
>> And I said I had a boyfriend
>> but I think I have a girlfriend too
>> Just
>> I wanted to make sure you wanted that
>> Yes, I love our furry Canadian man
>> but I might love a tiny ballerina as well.

>> I made a snow-bub yesterday
>> picture of a snowman shaped like Logan's classic costume, complete with cigar in mouth and twigs for claws
>> Then I colored him.
>> Picture of snow-bub, now colored on blue and yellow

( Alyssa )

( Logan )

( Leliana )
( Rapunzel )

Texts to River
>> A little birdie told me you fancy me
>> Well.
>> A lumbering hairy bird
>> Okay, it was Logan.
>> May I cook you dinner sometime and we can talk about it?
>> Not bad talking, I kind of want to kiss you as well.
>> Logan's being pessimistic about it, naturally.

Texts to Kitty
>> I fancy a girl.
>> Mock away.

>> So I just learned somethin'

I'm...back?

Rumors of my death were not greatly exaggerated, they were just kind of false. I'm alive and well, and there was a reason why I went off the grid for a little while there. Yes, it's dream related, and I'd be glad to explain and apologize to each of you in person over the next however many weeks. Whenever you can fit me in.

I've missed you all.

>> Got plans tonight?

>> I may have a boyfriend.
>> I know, I know.

>> May I come get shambolically drunk with you?

>> Uh Hi
>> I'm Haymitch
>> Kind of a guardian to Katniss
>> I don't know if you know but she lost a friend recently
>> And she's taking it hard
>> I wondered if you'd mind coming over or something?
>> Maybe seeing somebody other than me would help
>> If you aren't busy of course

>> I need your help.

To Logan:
>> WHY ARE YOU STUPID?
>> god
>> If you hurt her I will end you.

To Peeta:
>> I need to get rather drunk tonight and possibly do illicit things in the kitchen
>> your assistance is required

>> I tricked the man I like into a date.
>> What now?

I met Katniss.

>> Happy Canada Day.
>> How are you going to celebrate?
>> Too bad there's no mooses here for you to ritually slaughter in celebration of our Queen.

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>> May I have a hug?
>> I just upset a friend with my news and I'm feeling guilty for being happy.
>> Which is kind of messed up, and I'd like to stop.

Text to Logan:

>> I have to tell you something
>> and you have to promise not to overreact all angry like

Text to Damian:

>> GUESS WHAT!

Text to Kitty:

>> It's not happening for a while, but I have to ask you a favour

( Texts to Alyssa Hamilton )

>> Hey, just wanted to check in on you today.
>> I know you're gonna say that you're British so you wouldn't celebrate Mother's Day today anyway.
>> And I know you're gonna say you weren't that close.
>> But being constantly reminded, wherever you look, that today is Mother's Day can't be easy.
>> And the first is always the hardest.
>> So, if you wanted to talk, I'm here.

>> So, who's Raven?
>> Besides stunning.

>> Did you sleep well on Sunday night?
>> Also: I have things to tell you.

>> Guess who has their body back?
>> You have no idea how good this feels.
>> Being in someone else's body was so weird.

( Texts to Johanna and Annie )

( Texts to Gale )

( Texts to Alyssa )

>> We have to talk.

( Texts to Alyssa Hamilton )

( Text to Kitty Pryde. )

( Text to Logan Howlett. )

Pretend this was sent earlier today

>> Lets get our girl back
>> Maybe if we're lucky it'll go easy.

>> I'm gonna get Kitty an' Ray back
>> Anyone know anyone who can fuck around with time?

>> That attractive man is flirting with you in your beer post.
>> You should go drink beer with him.

>> I'm sure you forgot your mobile
>> and you're probably not checking it
>> but you could at least tell your wife where you are
>> I don't care why you did what you did
>> but at least consider the fact you're a fucking father
>> I thought you were better than that

>> your mom isn't home, is she?

>> Uh oh.
>> Guess where KimYe are honeymooning?
>> We should make sure your pub is safe.

>>I have a question to ask you.
>> Don't panic.
>> Since I'm at your flat quite a bit, may I have a drawer to put some toiletries in?
>> I don't want you to freak out at random girlie things
>> but I also like brushing my teeth
>> and using yours would be disgusting.

>> I'm not going to work today
>> Don't need a lift home
>> Was ill most of the night.

(ooc: discussion of dubcon in the comments)

[Text to Alyssa Hamilton]
>> I'm starting to think that I didn't really know my mom at all.

[Texts to Dick Grayson]
>> I got a visit from a lawyer yesterday.
>> My mom had a bunch of money set aside for me.
>> More money then I ever knew we had.

[Texts to Alyssa Hamilton]
>> What's up?
>> You coming to my brother and Damian's party?

[Texts to Katniss Everdeen]
>> Hey what's up?
>> You busy this weekend?

>> Sorry I haven't been in touch the last few days.
>> I've been at Christian's.
>> You're not allowed to hurt him.

So, April 15th is mine and Bran's eighteenth birthday. Yes, we're best friends who just happen to share a birthday. So, we've decided that on April nineteenth we're gonna have a party at Bran's house aka Stark Manor in Laguna Beach. So, everyone who is friends with both or either of us is invited. There's a pool and we'll probably be barbecuing. Also, no alcohol. Don't think Bran's parents would be too happy about that.

>> may I ask you for advice?

>> This is stupid but tell me you're safe.

[Texts to Stephanie Brown]
>> You busy?
>> Wanna go fight some Darkspawn?

[Texts to Alyssa Hamilton]
>> If you go out to fight the Darkspawn, be careful.

>> At least Saint Pat's is on a Monday this year.
>> Speaking of, I'm cooking for you when you get off work.
>> Something to make you less homesick.

>> Velma.
>> Christian won't let me fuck him out of my mind.
>> What kind of monster is he?
>> What kind of asshole cockblocks his FWB?

>> Ha ha.

[Texts to Alyssa Hamilton]
>> Hey, you alright?
>> I know you can take care of yourself, but be careful with those things out there.

[Texts to Stephanie Brown]
>> What're you doing?
>> Up for some goblin butt kicking?

>> You'd better be telecommuting.

>> I am not fucking jealous!

Around 1PM, wrapped in the most nauseatingly cheerful Valentine's paper she could find, Alyssa sent Christian this bag with this wallet inside.

There's also a card attached.

I know you're about to get angry at this rather public gifting. But look at it this way: now that tosser in the office over will stop asking if you're gay and most people will leave you alone. Have a good Friday. -Alyssa