Communications

>> Hey, are you busy tomorrow?
>> I need to get out of the house.

[he waits until he knows Christine won't pick up so the message goes to voice mail]
( Fill my heart with song )

» If you EVER mention what
» happened last night to
» anyone I will cut you and
» smear glitter in the wound.

( Message to Laura )

( You have one Message! )

[Text to Hank McCoy]
>> Are you song-free?

[Text to Zach Jupiter]
>> Is this weirding you out, too?

[Text to Peter Parker]
>> If you got a strange message from me, you can just delete it.

[Identical texts to Tara Smith and John Smith]
>> I'm an idiot. A complete and total waste of space.
>> But Im a creep, Im a weirdo. / What the hell am I doing here? / I don't belong here.

( [Song Lyrics] )

How d'you do, I
See you've met my
Faithful handyman.
He's just a little brought down
Because when you knocked
He thought you were the candy man.
Don't get strung up by the way I look.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
I'm not much of a man by the light of day
But by night I'm one hell of a lover.
I'm just a sweet transvestite
From Transexual, Transylvania.
Let me show you around
Maybe play you a sound.
You look like you're both pretty groovy.
Or if you want something visual
That's not too abysmal,
We could take in an old Steve Reeves movie.

>MAKE IT STOP!

[Kind of NSFW. Will change as needed.]

( You have 1 unheard message )

( Sent to Harry & Nate )

>> Are you afflicted?

Percy? I uh. I seem to have caught that singing thing, and I just wanted you to know that I'm sorry in advance for any problems with your eardrums.

( Cut for song length. )

♫ The summer goes on and then dies quick without much warning. All things ordinary.
Will you stay near me now? Don't leave this town until we've figured out,
Between the two of us, we're strong enough - I feel that in your touch.♫

>> Feel like going out for a drink and/or a dance?
>> I got canned heat in my heels tonight, baby.

(ooc: a few minutes later)

>> Bloody fucking hell, this music thing even in my texts?

( Hello, hello? )

[Warnings for language and innuendo]
( A card, some sweeties and a little more than he bargained for... )

When I am down and, oh my soul, so weary;
When troubles come and my heart burdened be;
Then, I am still and wait here in the silence,
Until you come and sit awhile with me.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.

You raise me up, so I can stand on mountains;
You raise me up, to walk on stormy seas;
I am strong, when I am on your shoulders;
You raise me up... To more than I can be.


My love, my family, my raison d'être . I love you. And thank you.

>> You tell me mistakes Are part of being young
>> But that don't right The wrong that's been done

>> I'm sorry So sorry
>> Please accept my apology

>> I don't care if Monday's blue
>> Tuesday's gray and Wednesday too
>> Thursday I don't care about you
>> It's Friday, I'm in love

In a land there's a town
And in that town there's a house
And in that house there's a woman
And in that woman there's a heart I love
I'm gonna take it with me when I go

( Texting and music. )

( [Texts to Kurt Wagner] )

( [Texts to Rory Williams] )

* I may have a date Saturday night.
* As my attorney, you should advise me not to do anything crazy to attract the press.
* Not on Saturday but in general.

Is it bad I want to think up some ridiculous publicity stunt, just to get one up on Gossip Girl?