Communications

» I'm coming home from the shoot today.
» Tell me I have an apartment to come back to.
» And that Pavel isn't dead.
» And that you watered my plants.

>> Still shopping for food? Buy crisps!
>> And chips.
>> Lager.
>> Meat. Lots of meat.
>> Not sexy meat! Just eaty meat.
>> No tofu!!! NONE!
>> No yogurt either its made of phlegm
>> Just let me send list y/n?

30 seconds later, the troll hits....

>> Ha ha get condoms

[ TEXTS to ORB KAFTAN ]

» So GUESS WHAT HAPPENED last night at the barn!