I don't think I've quite recovered yet from the Masquerade. Yet more proof, of course, that it was indeed a
'howling success' - although I'd like to know exactly what about my tryst with a certain ringwraith could have possibly been considered 'less-than-savory'. As far as I'm concerned, that was a completely morally inoffensive affair. I'm inclined to point out that I will do whatever I please in the men's room at my own restaurant, on Halloween and my birthday no less.
I must say, Seattle - well done. You outdid yourselves spectacularly.
I'll be billing you all for the cost of replacing the carpets.
Brigs Mercer.
Oh, and
darling?
Next time, perhaps don't try so hard to break my mirrors.