Musings

[Public, posted as S.B]

First I go to a party only to have a crossbow staring in my face half the night, and now I go outside only to suffocate in fog. Seattle, you guys should come with a warning label or something before a new guy moves in. It's alright, I'm still loving you.

[After spending a sufficient amount of time staring at a wall, spinning in his wheely chair, blasting 'More Than A Feeling' by Boston on repeat, and using his cane as an air guitar, all while sitting in his empty office, he's finally resorted to the Forum.]

Where are all the sick people? Has the common cold been cured, because no one is ill today. Seriously, runny nose? Missing a leg? I'll fix it.

Does someone want to at least bring me a coffee? I'msolonely.

Hey Arch! The hospital just got some new drugs in I was wondering if you wanted to test them out with your experiments? They're to help heart attack victims.
Interested?

[posted early Sunday morning, around 3am]

Cures for nightmares? Or something to help me settle back down to get a few more hours of sleep? This is like a week straight. Something has to give soon.

I can't even get into my work without being hounded. What the hell is up with people?
No I'm not a doctor. No I don't know anything about the stupid shooters except that they have terrible aim.
And here I thought I had it easy being as I live in Hamartia.

Sorry I didn't get those medications for you today. I was on my way when... well when the shooting happened and then, you know I couldn't stop it from happening again. So maybe I'll stop by tomorrow? Unless you really need them now.

Sorry to text instead of call, but I figured I'd introduce myself while hopefully neither of us are busy. I'm Mercy King and I've been assigned to be your Nurse's Aide. Hopefully [boss] told you about me or else I feel super silly just texting a random person.

[Posted at around 3 am on Tuesday]

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its sad wen pplz mis cool stuffs