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V Anna
[Call to V Anna]
[As soon as she picks up.] We're having sex all over Seattle. Don't bother with underwear. Be ready at 8.
[As soon as she picks up.] We're having sex all over Seattle. Don't bother with underwear. Be ready at 8.
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Jun. 20th, 2011
Jun. 17th, 2011
[WORK EMAIL: ROWAN/KAYLA]
Working from home again today.Still feel like cr Still [...] sick. HR said that you called in the other day too? Were you at the party at Under the weather?
[LOCKED: R. MORGENSTERN/V. ANNA]
I’ve been meaning to call you and get glorious (and not gross ;-D) details about you and my cousin getting back together, but I still feel like death. Please say you’re doing better than I am.
[LOCKED: R. MORGENSTERN/E. REX-WOOD]
A little birdie told me that you and I might be related, so I thought I’d say hello and introduce myself. Hi! I’m Rowan, Orin’s cousin. Are you settling in all right?
Working from home again today.
[LOCKED: R. MORGENSTERN/V. ANNA]
I’ve been meaning to call you and get glorious (and not gross ;-D) details about you and my cousin getting back together, but I still feel like death. Please say you’re doing better than I am.
[LOCKED: R. MORGENSTERN/E. REX-WOOD]
A little birdie told me that you and I might be related, so I thought I’d say hello and introduce myself. Hi! I’m Rowan, Orin’s cousin. Are you settling in all right?
Jun. 10th, 2011
L Daniels, R Morgenstern, E Rex-Wood, V Anna
[Locked to L Daniels]
Staying out of trouble?
[Locked to R Morgenstern]
Ro, how about you give your old cousin some advice?
[Locked to E Rex-Wood]
How'd that potential roommate turn out?
[Call to V Anna]
[Ring]
Staying out of trouble?
[Locked to R Morgenstern]
Ro, how about you give your old cousin some advice?
[Locked to E Rex-Wood]
How'd that potential roommate turn out?
[Call to V Anna]
[Ring]
Jun. 8th, 2011
[ E-Mail to O. Monarch ]
Is it just me, or is Will starting to act funny? Full moon's next week, did you guys talk about a plan at all?
[ Text to E. Sablier ]
I feel like I'm on Animal Planet.
[ Note for W. Lowell ]
[ The note is written in black sharpie with yellow highlighter and purple sharpie accents. The letters are big blocks, with a smiley face accent at the end. ]
RELAX
[Underneath, in thin pen-script.]
You look tense, sugar.
[ Text to V. Anna ]
[Hayley kept Val's number after the Batman Catastrophe in case of an emergency. This isn't an emergency, but that's okay.]
Ms. Anna, it's Hayley. Just checking to see how you're doing. Again, let me know if I can help you with anything.
[ Text to R. Maheu ]
So how does it feel to be in the real world again, sugar?
Is it just me, or is Will starting to act funny? Full moon's next week, did you guys talk about a plan at all?
[ Text to E. Sablier ]
I feel like I'm on Animal Planet.
[ Note for W. Lowell ]
[ The note is written in black sharpie with yellow highlighter and purple sharpie accents. The letters are big blocks, with a smiley face accent at the end. ]
RELAX
[Underneath, in thin pen-script.]
You look tense, sugar.
[ Text to V. Anna ]
[Hayley kept Val's number after the Batman Catastrophe in case of an emergency. This isn't an emergency, but that's okay.]
Ms. Anna, it's Hayley. Just checking to see how you're doing. Again, let me know if I can help you with anything.
[ Text to R. Maheu ]
So how does it feel to be in the real world again, sugar?
May. 14th, 2011
May. 9th, 2011
R. Morgenstern
[R. Morgenstern]
Orin sent me papers this morning.
We called off the wedding.
Sorry, I know you had great plans. I hope you're not angry.
Orin sent me papers this morning.
We called off the wedding.
Sorry, I know you had great plans. I hope you're not angry.
V Anna, R Morgenstern, T Brandon
[Delivered to V Anna via courier: The apartment title, in her name and fully paid, along with the page of the prenup that guarantees her monthly stipend should he ever break the contract. Additional documentation is included, which dissolves the contract, while leaving him responsible for something that is merely listed as expenses, which includes the driver, the maid, etc.]
[Locked to R Morgenstern]
Wedding's off. Be nice to Val. She's in a snit.
[Locked to T Brandon]
Want to tell me why you ain't trained this girl of yours, if she wants to learn?
[Locked to R Morgenstern]
Wedding's off. Be nice to Val. She's in a snit.
[Locked to T Brandon]
Want to tell me why you ain't trained this girl of yours, if she wants to learn?
May. 5th, 2011
text messages
[All sent around midday today.]
[ Text to A. Gideon ]
i fink i ent in kanzus nemor
[ Text to S. Djaevelen ]
did you see me at all last nite? [...] or yesturday?
[ Text to S. Hawthorne ]
hey luv hows the wethur owtsid now?
[ Text to V. Anna ]
long tim no heer
[...] or wuz et?
[ Text to I. Hughes ]
did i partee wiv you last nite?
[ Text to A. Gideon ]
i fink i ent in kanzus nemor
[ Text to S. Djaevelen ]
did you see me at all last nite? [...] or yesturday?
[ Text to S. Hawthorne ]
hey luv hows the wethur owtsid now?
[ Text to V. Anna ]
long tim no heer
[...] or wuz et?
[ Text to I. Hughes ]
did i partee wiv you last nite?
Apr. 30th, 2011
[LOCKED: R. MORGENSTERN/V. ANNA/D. HOCKNEY]
omgosh must stop re-watching royal wedding footage Hello ladies! Daryl and Val, welcome to the wedding planning/brainstorming filter. I hope you don't mind.
Any progress on either of your fronts? I have to admit, weddings have been sorta on my mind lately.And TV and computer and omgomgomg I can't stop
Any progress on either of your fronts? I have to admit, weddings have been sorta on my mind lately.
Apr. 14th, 2011
locked to r. maheu, v. anna
locked to r. maheu
I wish I could say that being locked inside my apartment was outside the norm. Are you alright?
locked to v. anna
Are you alright? How is your fiance holding up?
I wish I could say that being locked inside my apartment was outside the norm. Are you alright?
locked to v. anna
Are you alright? How is your fiance holding up?
Apr. 12th, 2011
texts/e-mails/forum posts
[After the shooting outside Monarch Industries, Hayley goes to Orin's office and roots around until she finds contact information for his fiancee and cousins. Since she's sure a phone call will only be ignored, she takes a three-prong approach: text messages to their cell phones, messages to their e-mail addresses, and forum posts.]
[ Messages: V. Anna, R. Morgenstern, A. Morgenstern ]
[The messages are identical, sent separately to their respective cell phones, forum accounts, and e-mail accounts.]
My name is Hayley Radcliffe and I'm a secretary in the lab at Monarch Industries. Orin just gave his speech, and it was interrupted by a shooter. Orin is fine but he's been taken away by the police for attacking the shooter. I know you haven't met me, but I've worked with Orin long enough to consider him a friend. Things might not be safe for you right now, so if you need any help, please let me know. I can help you with bail, if you'd rather not risk going to the police station while everyone is insane. My number is [NUMBER] and I'll keep my phone on.
[ Messages: V. Anna, R. Morgenstern, A. Morgenstern ]
[The messages are identical, sent separately to their respective cell phones, forum accounts, and e-mail accounts.]
My name is Hayley Radcliffe and I'm a secretary in the lab at Monarch Industries. Orin just gave his speech, and it was interrupted by a shooter. Orin is fine but he's been taken away by the police for attacking the shooter. I know you haven't met me, but I've worked with Orin long enough to consider him a friend. Things might not be safe for you right now, so if you need any help, please let me know. I can help you with bail, if you'd rather not risk going to the police station while everyone is insane. My number is [NUMBER] and I'll keep my phone on.
Apr. 11th, 2011
V Anna, W Cooper-Delaney, R Morgenstern, A Morgenstern, H Radcliffe, A Main
[After reading the paper, and after security is forced to lock Monarch's front doors for security reasons. Will, he knows, is gone, but he finds a note on his desk indicating anything specifically damning isn't on the premises, and he makes a note to give the damn man a raise when he gets back.]
[Group email to A Main and H Radcliffe]
Will's on vacation, or I'd have him send this out. I'm not the damn Bat. Stay clear of the doors and make sure the guards escort you out of the building after work. I got a new guard starting tomorrow that should help with matters.
[Group text to V Anna, W Cooper-Delaney, R Morgenstern and A Morgenstern]
I'm suing for libel. Stay home for the day, if you can. A, don't damn argue with me.
[Group email to A Main and H Radcliffe]
Will's on vacation, or I'd have him send this out. I'm not the damn Bat. Stay clear of the doors and make sure the guards escort you out of the building after work. I got a new guard starting tomorrow that should help with matters.
[Group text to V Anna, W Cooper-Delaney, R Morgenstern and A Morgenstern]
I'm suing for libel. Stay home for the day, if you can. A, don't damn argue with me.
Apr. 8th, 2011
Public & Messages from V. Anna
[C. Callahan]
[After tendering her resignation the week previous, which amounted to saying, 'Goodbye Joe, I'm getting married.']
Does the stage miss me, darling?
[R. Morgenstern & W. Cooper-Delaney]
Willow, you were planning on being in the wedding, I hope? Please let me know if [...] you'd prefer not.
Themes for the wedding. I was thinking in terms of colors, like a purple--lavender flowers? Irises? White lace? Help!
[Public]
One, or two?
[After tendering her resignation the week previous, which amounted to saying, 'Goodbye Joe, I'm getting married.']
Does the stage miss me, darling?
[R. Morgenstern & W. Cooper-Delaney]
Willow, you were planning on being in the wedding, I hope? Please let me know if [...] you'd prefer not.
Themes for the wedding. I was thinking in terms of colors, like a purple--lavender flowers? Irises? White lace? Help!
[Public]
One, or two?
Apr. 4th, 2011
A Main, H Radcliffe, V Anna
[Left on A Main's desk at work Monday]
[A floral arrangement, a thank you note, and a new salary notice from HR, which details a 5,000 per-annum raise. Additionally, there's a separate envelope with a 1,000 cash bonus.]
[Left beside H Radcliffe's desk at work Monday]
[A baby ficus, a thank you note, and a new salary notice from HR, which details a 10,000 per-annum raise. Additionally, there's a separate envelope tucked in the damn ficus tree, which towers over Hayley's desk, with a 5,000 cash bonus.]
[Delivered to V Anna]
[Fifteen vase bouquets of long stem roses, with a bouquet delivered every ten minutes for over two hours.]
[A floral arrangement, a thank you note, and a new salary notice from HR, which details a 5,000 per-annum raise. Additionally, there's a separate envelope with a 1,000 cash bonus.]
[Left beside H Radcliffe's desk at work Monday]
[A baby ficus, a thank you note, and a new salary notice from HR, which details a 10,000 per-annum raise. Additionally, there's a separate envelope tucked in the damn ficus tree, which towers over Hayley's desk, with a 5,000 cash bonus.]
[Delivered to V Anna]
[Fifteen vase bouquets of long stem roses, with a bouquet delivered every ten minutes for over two hours.]
O. Monarch, V. Anna. R. Morgenstern
Locked to O. Monarch
[after reading about the whole coke incident]
What happened? Is everything okay?
Locked to V. Anna
[shortly after]
Hi Valerie. I'm Willow, Orin's kid.
I just wanted to check in and make sure you're okay right now.
Locked to R. Morgenstern
[After she wakes up the next morning]
Hi Rowan. This is Willow. I think we were supposed to meet for lunch on Monday?
I don't think Orin's going to be feeling up for it. Should we reschedule? Or I can still meet you somewhere if that's better?
[after reading about the whole coke incident]
What happened? Is everything okay?
Locked to V. Anna
[shortly after]
Hi Valerie. I'm Willow, Orin's kid.
I just wanted to check in and make sure you're okay right now.
Locked to R. Morgenstern
[After she wakes up the next morning]
Hi Rowan. This is Willow. I think we were supposed to meet for lunch on Monday?
I don't think Orin's going to be feeling up for it. Should we reschedule? Or I can still meet you somewhere if that's better?
Mar. 31st, 2011
B Buchanan, J Holden, W Cooper-Delaney, V Anna
[Secure messenger delivery to B Buchanan and J Holden, after ascertaining apartment numbers for both]
[A box with a comm for each. Jack's includes a note: Good to see your ass in town. - A.]
[Note left on the counter for W Cooper-Delaney.]
We can talk about the memories, if you want? You holding up alright?
[Locked to V Anna]
So, you got a ring?
[A box with a comm for each. Jack's includes a note: Good to see your ass in town. - A.]
[Note left on the counter for W Cooper-Delaney.]
We can talk about the memories, if you want? You holding up alright?
[Locked to V Anna]
So, you got a ring?
Mar. 30th, 2011
[LOCKED: R. MORGENSTERN/O. MONARCH/V. ANNA/A. MORGENSTERN]
Okay. So. How come during all the talks about Seattle and how awesome it is, no one ever mentioned how WEIRD it is?
Hi Valerie! Welcome to the family filter!
Okay. So. How come during all the talks about Seattle and how awesome it is, no one ever mentioned how WEIRD it is?
Hi Valerie! Welcome to the family filter!
Mar. 22nd, 2011
V Anna
[Delivered to V Anna, signature required legal courier]
[A [prenup, that includes everything from future guardianship of potential children, to her agreed upon stipend throughout the marriage (and after), to the fact that they are both free agents for the duration. It is a flawless document, without a loophole in sight. There is a court date set for Friday at noon to sign.]
[A [prenup, that includes everything from future guardianship of potential children, to her agreed upon stipend throughout the marriage (and after), to the fact that they are both free agents for the duration. It is a flawless document, without a loophole in sight. There is a court date set for Friday at noon to sign.]
[ p u b l i c ]
Restless. Just got home from work. My feet throb, eyes sting and I smell like I bathed in vodka, syrup and cigarettes. And despite the fact I'm exhausted I cannot seem to relax. Someone should bore me to death, that would certainly help. There must be someone here who can tell the perfect boring story.
Anyone?
Anyone?
Mar. 20th, 2011
[Sent Sunday morning, after the full moon.]
locked to v. anna
Hope the blackout wasn't too much of a mess for you. My apologies, things have been a littlewolfish? busy. I just wanted to let you know that I talked to the producer, and he wants you to come in and sing for him.
locked to w. lowell
[The full moon on Saturday night was the closest the moon has been to the earth in 20 years, and the force of it hit him like a mac truck. He still feels fundamentally out of sorts.] How did you do last night?
locked to v. anna
Hope the blackout wasn't too much of a mess for you. My apologies, things have been a little
locked to w. lowell
[The full moon on Saturday night was the closest the moon has been to the earth in 20 years, and the force of it hit him like a mac truck. He still feels fundamentally out of sorts.] How did you do last night?