Musings

[during this]

do you want me to get to the station? safety in numbers!

[Attached is a link to a local news story about Gabe Wilson being hit by a bus.]

All that trouble for nothing.

I doubt anyone would go to the funeral. Tell me I'm wrong.

[Private to the Wilson family.]

Hey, everyone. I was wondering if you'd like to come over for Christmas? I know I'm n I miss you guys and it'll be easier to distribute presents that way.

[On Skeleton Radio, Saturday night. Anyone who "calls in" will be anon unless they give their full name. Which DJ Skeleton HEAVILY DISCOURAGES.]

AAaaand that was Cary Ann Hearst's "Hell's Bells" a nice clanky, twangy song for you lovelies! Well, as you know, Saturday is the night people can call in and chat on the air. You can ask me love advice, I can give you cooking tips for the holiday season or help you with your science homework! Just get something off your chest, people!

Okay. Hypothetically, you're walking down the street - you're listening to your IPod, you're thinking about the tuna salad you had for lunch, you're not paying attention. The most beautiful girl you've ever seen walks in front of you and you bump into each other. Apologies are made and she's gone before you can even catch her name.

You know though that this girl, this woman is someone special. But she's already out of your sight.

What do you do? (Note: your answer will have the endless thanks of one Fabian Greene. Make it good)

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On another unrelated note, where's the coolest place in town to get wasted?

I'm curious to know how I merited an invitation to a house warming party when I do not even know the invitees.

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Loyal listeners: Feel free to stop by the Skeleton Radio station this Thanksgiving for a stress-free party. We're going to have enough junk food (turducken, anyone?), booze and YES vegan options to satisfy your little anarchy needs. There's also going to be a couple local bands stopping by to play live and embarrassing holiday sweaters are WELCOME.

I. P.-

If you're attempting to avoid detection of authority who has their eye on you and have at your disposal six dollars and one cent, two little girls, and three older boys, what are the odds of the eldest boy surviving?

- G. N.

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TONIGHT on the SKELETON SHOW.

Can nightmares kill you in your sleep? It's more likely than you think. We're going to talk to real people who had near-death experiences in the comfort of their own bed! One young man claims to a dream where he was stuck in a thorn patch and woke up with a splinter! The horror! You won't be sleeping anyway, dear city, so why not spend the night with me?