Musings

So, I'm having a slight problem.

I'm having this incredible craving for Chinese food. I need steamed dumplings and some sweet and sour, but I can't find a place that will let you place orders online. And... phones are a difficulty for me.

So. Proposition! If anyone out there would be willing to help me place an order for some food, I'll buy your meal and provide some drinks if you want to come over and eat with me. If you don't want to come over, I'll still buy your food. I just need some Chinese food right now!

Please help!!!

The listing is going out in tomorrow's paper, but I got permission to look around personally.

The museum is looking to hire an assistant that would work directly under me. No prior experience working for a museum is required, though an interest in art and/or history would be a plus. Responsibilities will include scheduling meetings, general computer tasks, and basically helping me out when I need a hand doing any number of things that make up my day. This is a full-time position with a full benefits package including medical, retirement options, and the like.

If you're interested or would simply like more details, give me a call at [phone number] or just leave a message here and we'll see what we can set up.

Thanks.
S. Preston
Museum Curator at the SAAM

Restless. Just got home from work. My feet throb, eyes sting and I smell like I bathed in vodka, syrup and cigarettes. And despite the fact I'm exhausted I cannot seem to relax. Someone should bore me to death, that would certainly help. There must be someone here who can tell the perfect boring story.

Anyone?