Musings

Jun. 11th, 2011

[ Text to A. Morgenstern ]

I spoke with Jonathan about his penchant for calling me Daria. He informed me that he teases to demonstrate his approval of your choice and women. To show that I understood, I lead him on with a vivid story about a party I was planning for your siblings. The story ended with my admission that I had hired a prostitute for the occasion that had once been a man. He didn't seem to appreciate it.

[ Locked to G. Dailey ]

( In which Daryl asks a very reasonable favor. )

[ E-Mail to M. Morgenstern ]

Dr. Morgenstern,

I hope you have been well since I last saw you. I am contacting you to inform you of a case that I am working on that could benefit from the expertise of someone in the medical profession. Would you be interested in sharing your insights with me on this matter?

Thank you,
- Daryl

Tags: moriarty, oracle, sherlock holmes, watson

Jun. 7th, 2011

napoleonic_star

[morgenstern family lock]

[This includes: O. Monarch, D. Galakis, J. Morgenstern, M. Morgenstern, L. Morgenstern, and R. Morgenstern]

Advanced warning: Daryl and I are looking at September third or tenth for the wedding. Any of you have objections to being groomsmen? Except Ro and Dagny; you can be bridesmaids.

Tags: elle woods, green arrow, helga pataki, loki, mark sloan, moriarty, watson

Jun. 1st, 2011

skree

[public]

Looking for a roommate on the internet should be totally safe, right? Right?

I ask because I saw that movie/documentary/whathaveyou about the craiglist killer recently, and it kinda freaked me out.

Tags: arrowette, green arrow, nightcrawler, robin, watson

forbannet

[public]

Since I will be spending the foreseeable future dealing with the explosions that happened yesterday, I would like to kindly send a message to the individual responsible for them. The police do not agree with you that might equals right. Just because you can blow people you're not fond of sky high does not mean you should, if for no other reason than that the hammer of the law will strike down upon you with force.

Unpleasant business aside, I'm a relatively new resident of the area, and I'm curious if anyone knows a good magic shop in town. Or a good coffee shop, while you're at it.

Tags: elle woods, green arrow, helga pataki, loki, moriarty, sherlock holmes, watson

May. 29th, 2011

the_automaton

[ Locked to J. and M. Morgenstern ]

( In which Daryl proposes a very civilized get-together. )

[ Text to K. West ]

I'm back in Seattle. I believe this warrants a dinner between friends.

[ Locked to M. Main ]

( In which Daryl probably tries too hard. )

[ Locked to G. Dailey ]

( In which Daryl is a robot. )

[ Locked to C. Westley ]

( In which Daryl says thank you. )

Tags: castiel, lois lane, mark sloan, oracle, sam winchester, sherlock holmes, watson

May. 28th, 2011

watsonmd

[Public]

[After updating his blog, he moves to the forums from his private office.]

I'm ~~pleased~~ sorry to say that I had to let my secretary go. ~~Because she was a damn moron~~ Anyone looking for a job? Desk experience is a must, you'll be handling medical records so filing is necessary, and knowledge in Excel and Word is a plus. I'll be setting up interviews ASAP. ~~NO MORGENSTERNS~~

Tags: ames, rapunzel, watson

May. 25th, 2011

watsonmd

[Public]

[After spending a sufficient amount of time staring at a wall, spinning in his wheely chair, blasting 'More Than A Feeling' by Boston on repeat, and using his cane as an air guitar, all while sitting in his empty office, he's finally resorted to the Forum.]

Where are all the sick people? Has the common cold been cured, because no one is ill today. Seriously, runny nose? Missing a leg? I'll fix it.

Does someone want to at least bring me a coffee? ~~I'msolonely.~~

Tags: belle, hatter, katherine pierce, march hare, mary jensen, rapunzel, watson

May. 22nd, 2011

sagittal

M Morgenstern, J Morgenstern, W Lowell

[Immediately after this]

[Locked to M Morgenstern and J Morgenstern]
One of you better be willing to do house calls.

[Call to W Lowell]
Ring

Tags: green arrow, mark sloan, watson, werewolf of london

May. 20th, 2011

napoleonic_star

[morgenstern family lock]

I'll be out of town for the next few days; I'm meeting Daryl out east. ~~Then I'm moving with her to Bora Bora and never coming home~~ If the lot of you could refrain from burning down the city, turning into crack heads, or inciting a mob of panty-less woman to rise up against you in the mean time, I'd appreciate that.

Tags: elle woods, green arrow, mark sloan, moriarty, watson

May. 18th, 2011

plastike

public

A few questions to pose to my new neighbors in Seattle.

1) Dog parks. Dean likes to socialize with the bitches. Where should I take him to get his doggy-mack on?

2) Just moved in to the Aubade. Anyone know a good running path to take? I'm looking to do 5 miles, minimum, so none of those pansy paths, please.

3) I'm so not cooking tonight. Restaurant recommendations, please. And if you're willing to accompany me, I'll give you a cookie.

Please and thank you-
J. Morgenstern

Tags: black canary, elle woods, green arrow, lois lane, mark sloan, viola, watson

May. 16th, 2011

watsonmd

[Public]

I don't normally do this, but does anyone know of any good bars around here, except for the irish pub on Main? ~~Bumbling idiot spilled a drink I got in a bit of trouble he deserved it.~~ I'm looking for a new place to spend my free nights at when I'm not working and my search isn't going that great. Five dollars to whoever points me in a good direction.

Tags: elle woods, green arrow, irene adler, katherine pierce, moriarty, piers knight, watson, zatanna

Apr. 12th, 2011

bullet_wound

( text to D. Pendragon )

( locked to D. Hockney )

Tags: howl, sherlock holmes, watson

Apr. 10th, 2011

listenformybell

[Text to S. Walker]

Sorry to text instead of call, but I figured I'd introduce myself while ~~hopefully~~ neither of us are busy. I'm Mercy King and I've been assigned to be your Nurse's Aide. Hopefully [boss] told you about me or else I feel super silly just texting a random person.

Tags: mary jensen, watson

Apr. 9th, 2011

bullet_wound

[public]

I leave town for a few weeks and apparently everything exciting ever happens? I wasn't aware we even still had bank robberies. At least, not the 'walk into the bank and literally take things from the vault' type of robberies.

Tags: belle, sherlock holmes, watson

Mar. 3rd, 2011

the_automaton

[After a full day of snooping, reading tabloids, and seeing creepy photo montages of herself, Daryl gets down to business.]

[ Locked to G. Dailey ]

( In which a whistle is blown. )

[ Locked to S. Walker ]

( In which Daryl misunderstands the Hippocratic Oath. )

[ Locked to S. Duncan ]

I am not pregnant.

[ Text to A. Morgenstern ]

I commend the ability of your sperm to fertilize my eggs without ever gaining access to my reproductive tract.

[ Text K. West ]

Before you ask, the allegations are false. There is no way that I could be pregnant.

Tags: irene adler, moriarty, oracle, sam winchester, sherlock holmes, watson

Feb. 28th, 2011

bullet_wound

[public]

My shower keeps alternating between frozen arctic tundra and the devil's piss.
There is nothing that I don't hate.

Tags: belle, howl, watson

Feb. 25th, 2011

bullet_wound

text to d. pendragon

what's your opinion on oranges?

Tags: howl, watson

Feb. 22nd, 2011

falsereputation

[Text to S. Walker]

thanks for the headphones, i'll use them always.

Tags: howl, watson

bullet_wound

d. pendragon

[A sealed envelope is taped to Dot's door several hours after this]

( A gift from one neighbor to another )

Tags: howl, watson

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Feb. 21st, 2011

bullet_wound

[public]

[In reference to this.]

Completely tasteless.

Tags: belle, damon salvatore, moriarty, sherlock holmes, watson

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Jun. 11th, 2011

Jun. 7th, 2011

[morgenstern family lock]

Jun. 1st, 2011

[public]

[public]

May. 29th, 2011

May. 28th, 2011

[Public]

May. 25th, 2011

[Public]

May. 22nd, 2011

M Morgenstern, J Morgenstern, W Lowell

May. 20th, 2011

[morgenstern family lock]

May. 18th, 2011

public

May. 16th, 2011

[Public]

Apr. 12th, 2011

Apr. 10th, 2011

[Text to S. Walker]

Apr. 9th, 2011

[public]

Mar. 3rd, 2011

Feb. 28th, 2011

[public]

Feb. 25th, 2011

text to d. pendragon

Feb. 22nd, 2011

[Text to S. Walker]

d. pendragon

Feb. 21st, 2011

[public]