Musings

There's so much activity on this forum, it's hard to keep up. But if I'm ever going to get out of the house...

Is everyone doing alright in the fog?

[A day or so after the party.]

So I here there was quite a shin dig. Louis, are you Is every one well?

It's a little late, but better late then never, no?

I know there are a few runners out there (Yes, I'm looking at you. You = Max, Laura, and Gwen) and I thought I'd inform you that there is a marathon and a half-marathon going on June 25th.

I don't suppose anyone would be interested in joining me, would they? I promise rewards* if you do.


*Rewards are given at my discretion. Don't pout, I'll be sure to give everyone something fitting.

[This includes: O. Monarch, D. Galakis, J. Morgenstern, M. Morgenstern, L. Morgenstern, and R. Morgenstern]

Advanced warning: Daryl and I are looking at September third or tenth for the wedding. Any of you have objections to being groomsmen? Except Ro and Dagny; you can be bridesmaids.

hey whoever the asshole is with the cold weather

a buddy a mine just lost four fingers so i hope ur fuckin happy about urself and this frosty snowman bullshit

So. I got the most interesting message from your fiance. But colour me confused. I have no idea how to respond.

Is this for real?

[ Locked to J. and M. Morgenstern ]

( In which Daryl proposes a very civilized get-together. )

[ Text to K. West ]

I'm back in Seattle. I believe this warrants a dinner between friends.

[ Locked to M. Main ]

( In which Daryl probably tries too hard. )

[ Locked to G. Dailey ]

( In which Daryl is a robot. )

[ Locked to C. Westley ]

( In which Daryl says thank you. )

I'd make a crack about the snow, but I think about a dozen people have already done that. So I won't waste anyone's time and get straight to the point. Name's Dagny Galakis, I'm new to Seattle, I'm looking for a job. Blah de blah de blah, I bet you guys all have heard this before. If anyone's hiring, I can give you a resume on demand. I've got work experience, so don't worry about having to show me how to turn a cash register on - I've got that covered.

Thanks in advance, chumps.

[locked to D. Fields]

No, darling, I wasn't ignoring you. I was simply offended by your opinion about dogs, and I had to keep Dean from seeing your hurtful words.

I didn't know you were in Seattle. Colour me surprised at seeing you around these parts.

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[Public]

There's a benefit dinner that I've been asked to go to. It's promising to be a rather nice affair, and it would look incredibly tacky to go alone. I don't suppose there's someone here that wouldn't mind accompanying me? I promise to be on my very best behaviour. It is a professional event, after all.

[The same delivery boy from last time shows up again at Max's door on Thursday morning, this time with a delivery of decidedly exotic blooms. As before, there is a card tucked within.]

M-

Did you know in ancient Mesopotamia, flowers were given on Thursdays? I heard that somewhere.

-J

[Immediately after this]

[Locked to M Morgenstern and J Morgenstern]
One of you better be willing to do house calls.

[Call to W Lowell]
Ring

[delivery, Sunday afternoon. The deliveryman seems put-out by making a delivery on a Sunday, but he does as he's been paid, delivering the large bouquet of flowers. A card has been stuck in among the blooms.]

M-

Saw you running the other morning, then I saw these flowers and thought of you.

Hope to join you some morning.

-J

I'll be out of town for the next few days; I'm meeting Daryl out east. Then I'm moving with her to Bora Bora and never coming home If the lot of you could refrain from burning down the city, turning into crack heads, or inciting a mob of panty-less woman to rise up against you in the mean time, I'd appreciate that.

[Public]
I am looking for assistance digging something up. I will pay well for the job, but I require someone who is not squeamish.

[E-mail to Bonney-Watson Funeral home]
Do you think the dreams following the birds means something?

[Locked to D Wallace]
I do not know how to Have you been doing many impossibly annoying things, Drake?

A few questions to pose to my new neighbors in Seattle.

1) Dog parks. Dean likes to socialize with the bitches. Where should I take him to get his doggy-mack on?

2) Just moved in to the Aubade. Anyone know a good running path to take? I'm looking to do 5 miles, minimum, so none of those pansy paths, please.

3) I'm so not cooking tonight. Restaurant recommendations, please. And if you're willing to accompany me, I'll give you a cookie.

Please and thank you-
J. Morgenstern