Musings

Things I'm over:

Taylor the Latte Boy (I don't need a man. There is the satisfaction of providing your public with a vision of true beautology, true sytlisity, - how can I put it? – true glamorositude, and that will serve me just fine!)

The man at the dog park who won't pick up when his dog goes poo (its called having manners, if moi can do it...toi can do it.)

Starbucks (Taylor ruined it for everyone)


Things I'm new at:

singing songs with strangers (please see below, I think it went well),

Seattle's Best Coffee (my latte girl is Karen and she's sweet as pie and likes to sing too)

Wednesday's off (thank you Jimmy I had a very exciting night in, singing with my dogs and eating my weight in caramels out with wonderfully fabulous girlfriends)


Things I'll never get over:

My dogs (Muffin and Cooper, your mommy loves you),

singing, playing piano, tap dancing, and new hats.

Eating my feelings (never eat more than you can lift)

Motto this week: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.

( Miss Penny live at the Magic Store with some guy named George who may or may not be her insurance agent )

( Front Page Seattle Times-Or How Johnny Copeland got his job back )

Ink and carpets. They go together extremely well! They enjoy one another's company, in fact it is incredibly difficult to separate them again. Which is ...sort of my point. How do you cut the inseparability of them and get ink out of carpet that I probably shouldn't have got ink on in the first place?

It wouldn't matter much but I can't remember if that carpet belongs to me.

I also can't remember when the last time I used the forums was. Hi! I'm Will. Help?

I'm going to leave a newspaper for the Starbucks Girls, clearly they're missing out on their dreams coming true.

SG1: “Superheroes are seriously sexy. Why can’t they be real?”

On that note, since I'm a giving kind of guy, if any of you are looking for a date...I'd be glad to set something up.

I even have insider information:

SG2: “When he said he didn’t want a blow job, it made me wanna give him one!”