Musings

GUYS. SERIOUSLY. This fog is the best thing that's ever happened. It's a totally free smoke machine! Let's get our dubstep ooonnn!!! I know this super great DJ and I think I can get my hands on some pretty cheap glow sticks.

[Private to M. Main]
So like. Need a babysitter? What's your hourly rate? In high school I got paid 10 20 bucks an hour.

[Private to D. Galakis]
How much do I have to bribe you to go party with me toniiiiiight?

This fog is so boring. Jello is no longer funny, that's what it's done to me.

[Locked to J. Almassy.]

You like clothes right?

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[Locked to T. Glimmer and B. Keaton.]

Help me convince Jake to go get a makeover.

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How can anyone live in this city? If it's not overcast, it's raining; it's June and it's only in the upper 50s. If I wanted to have this weather I'd be back in London.

Anyway, my boutique by Lake Union Park is open for business and I am giving out a one time offer of free make-overs for men and women alike. Drag in friends if you'd like, I just want my opening to be one where anyone can see what my store has to offer.

hey everyone!!! today is drawing day! i don't know how many of you knew that but it's a very special day and youshould all participate! if you have photoshop draw things and post them here LET'S ALL DRAW.

[ Locked to W. Lowell ]
[He takes the time and effort to capitalize oh gasp.]

Hi Mr. Lowell!! I'm Brice and I go to the University of Washington where you worked for a while. This is going to be weird but my mom was looking through the faculty website a few months ago and she saw your name and face and says you look just like her dad, Arthur Lowell. Were your parents named Robert and Helen? Because if so I'm your great-nephew!!!!!

I know this is really weird but I'm not good at this and I just wanted to see if it was true because if it is I really want to meet you because nobody should be alone and if we're both here we should meet up.

Brice

[ Locked to T. Brandon ]
[More capitalization!]

Hi Mr. Brandon! I'm Brice and I'm friends with your son Luke, we go to college together. I saw he went to the hospital and I was wondering if he was home or not. If he is could I come see him? I'd like to give him something too so either I can give it to him when I visit or if he needs his rest maybe I could give it to you and you could give it to him for me?

I know it must be really hard having your son hurt but I know he'll bounce back because Luke is awesome!

Thanks!
Brice

Okay fess up. Who used the last of the good coffee and stuck me with the tiny can of instant that expired two years ago? I know it was one of you!

[Posted around midnight, day of the robbery]

did everybody have fun? it's important that lessons are. it makes them more memorable.

Friends, Romans, countrymen...any idea what this means? [A picture of a nazar necklace is posted here] Mrs. Kokinos across the street gave it to me when I helped her with the groceries. She didn't really say what it meant, I think, her accent is a little just that she wanted me to have it. I'd google it myself, but I don't know what to call it.

is it working

how can you tell if the post goes THROUGH HOW DO YOU TURN BIG LETTERS OFF STUPID LIttle letters

oh there

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