Musings

I realize that this memory swap is giving everyone hell, and that people might not want to share their experience. However, if this line comes from the memories of someone on the forum, can you tell me the rest of the poem? I don't mean to pry into your personal life, I'm just curious to know how it ends. It sounded kind of funny.

T'was the night before finals.

Dear whoever is doing this,

I do not need someone else's naughty memories.

Love,

Bunny.


Dear everyone else,

I am really sorry if you're getting something bad from me. :(

-Bunny

Lost my internship, got a cold, and apparently there's a Creation who's going to kill us in our sleep. What a great couple of weeks.

In case anyone has woken up this morning with a hangover like me, I recommend eggs on toast with whatever non-alcoholic drink of your choosing. It's proving to be surprisingly effective.

Masks aren't for the party they're for the dead.

Best way to start all this, I think, is with a BANG.

I bought my costume - not telling, especially because I still have to make the rounds tonight - Kappa Alpha's having a kegger, and surprise, surprise, I'm invited.

I'll have to remember to bring an extra notebook this time.

Some lady in the park told me that my dogs were too big. The nerve - sorry that your dog's the size of a loaf of bread, but if he's scared of Bud and Lou, that's your problem, not mine. Sure, they get a little friendly, but that's part of their charm, believe me.

So! Besides the kegger, I've got an appointment with Casablanca and some Cherries Garcia. Anybody want to join me?

If this yogurt shop were owned by me, I would say that we'd be closed on every Sunday. So I wouldn't have to keep going after my morning work out and I could just go right back to bed.

But I don't own this yogurt shop and therefore, my complaints are moot. You'd think I would learn to suck it up by now, but when I'm standing here and the counters are all clean, the floors are swept, the machines are running smoothly, I can't help but think about the other things I could be doing.

Like sleeping, on this fine Sunday morning.

[LOCKED: A. MONTEON/I. FALCO]
I’m not really one for talking to people I don’t even know on this thing, but a [...] friend told me you might be able to help me with a little problem I’ve been having.


edited to add
[LOCKED: A. MONTEON/I. FALCO/S.ELLERY]
Now that you have us, what is it you had in mind exactly?

Can anyone on here recommend some good places to go costume shopping? The more affordable, the better.

Does anyone know if the Centro party is gonna have tight security? The last time I had a mask on, someone tried to put a hole in me.

[Posted to the forums tonight, a day after this.]

This is somewhat unprecedented, so brace yourselves: this has absolutely nothing to do with my restaurant.

Alright, that's a downright lie. I always have something to say about Centro, and tonight is no exception. However, Centro's news desires a certain element of class that is simply not awarded to an online forum -- so I say, be sure to check your mailboxes frequently within the next couple of days and expect an announcement of significant importance that is guaranteed to remedy the dreadful languor of your daily lives.

Like I said, the top statement was a lie. It got your attention though, if you're at least this far.
I'm of the opinion that you should be awarded for your efforts, so here it is.

( What's this? Cats on the internet? Unheard of! )

Obviously, no sociopaths and/or clowns need inquire.
Your kitten priveleges have been revoked.

[Yes, fine, I wrote a whole narrative just so that I could show off the new kittens we have at work. Pay no mind! I insist that Brigs would be a champion of helpless kittens everywhere, so this isn't crack. Feel free to adopt your kids a kitten or two.
You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.]

Has anyone gotten lost in a dream before? I mean, say you're dreaming, then you manage to enter someone else's dream. When that happens, do you ever...forget that you're in a dream? What do you do to keep it from happening again? I'm sorry if this is taboo subject, but I just want to know what to do if it happens again.

Question. Does anybody have any marshmallows they're not using? The staler the better.

Well well.

I'm certain that vigilantes' underage drinking hasn't come up yet on the evening news, but it will now.


( Brandon )

[Posted around midnight, day of the robbery]

did everybody have fun? it's important that lessons are. it makes them more memorable.

Friends, Romans, countrymen...any idea what this means? [A picture of a nazar necklace is posted here] Mrs. Kokinos across the street gave it to me when I helped her with the groceries. She didn't really say what it meant, I think, her accent is a little just that she wanted me to have it. I'd google it myself, but I don't know what to call it.