Musings

Work got boring, so I thought I'd send you a message. I'm bidder 13, by the way.

Oh, so whoever won me also won J. Bly.  Tell me, bidder 14, what do you plan to do with both of us? 

Come one, come all, to the convention of all those wanting to drink themselves blind.

We are tired, we are bored, we are overworked (or some of us are), whatever we are, we certainly need to party.

A get together of like-minded friends is proposed. And soon.

All in favour?

[Text]


Hey babessssss. You're gonna bid on me right Frankie?? Right???

I'm bored.  Very very bored.  Someone entertain me please?  Not even movies or tv show marathons or comedy tours are occupying my attention and that's just a sad commentary on the state of life.  I mean, I'm generally pretty easy to amuse.  Slinkies, weird toys, things that light up, computer stuff...all things I love.  But I'm just bored right now and just about bored to tears.  Fix this.  Now.

[Note left on the fridge for Hector]

Hey man,
We're going out drinking with this guy I met. He's pretty cool. 
Be nice and don't hog all the girls.

-Johnny

LOOKING FOR: One mechanic from Frankie's garage. Male. Yay high [he makes the hand motion but obviously people can't see that]. Kinda susceptible to self-protective brotherly type behavior without actually being a brother.I totally forgot to get his name though but I NEED HIM. Not in the creeper kind of way, but in the 'he amuses me and therefore is my friend' kind of way.  Even that sounds kind of bad, but I swear I'm not really creeping on him.  If I wanted to do that I'd just hack-find him.  It's just really important that I get a hold of him.  Like yesterday.

[Because Johnny didn't find anything remotely interesting on Frankie, he hacks her computer instead.  So around 4am, a document icon shows up on her desktop entitled 'You love it'.  Upon opening, Frankie will see this:]

Hola, Chica.  A way for us to stay connected.  Aren't I smart?  Anyway, I hacked your computer.  Don't be mad! You haven't got anything interesting on here.  So instead, anything you type on this document will show up on mine and anything I type on mine will show up on yours.  Nifty right? And I did it all remotely.  Ready to admit that I'm amazing?

[Because Johnny is ridic eager...phone call at 2am to Frankie's Shop]

Ring, Ring

Hey everyone! Johnny here, ready to rock your computers like a bad ass musician! Anyway, I've been here for like...twelve years. Yeesh I feel like an old timer! Thank god I'm not gray or anything, though man would dye companies get a lot of money from me! Gotta keep my hair stylin' ya know?

Ah...moving on, so if any of you guys need computer repairs and fixings after all this zombie business then LEMMIE KNOW! I'm kick ass with computers. For serious.

Why intro? Seems pointless.

Easier to meet in a bar. They've got icebreakers.

Hola.  I'm Hector.

[...] Sounds like an AA meeting.


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