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Jun. 19th, 2011


[info]forbannet

rumors

[So the rumor going around town is that Orin Monarch has been seen not once, not twice, but three times in the past two weeks at gay bars around town. At first the rumors were regarded as simply the wishful thinking of the local gay community. But then someone got pictures. And then someone else got pictures. And then someone uploaded a grainy video to youtube, and the shit really hit the fan.

As far as grand plans to destroy reputations go, it's not all that extreme - no, this is closer to the mischievous side of things, personally hilarious to the person making it happen. But who doesn't like a bit of mischief? It's the opening salvo, something fun, something meant to raise his spirits when he opens the paper in the morning while other, darker, more serious plans get underway.

And raise his spirits it does. By Monday morning, most of the tabloids have picked up on the story, and it's begun to circulate to the higher profile trash mags. Blurry but identifiable pictures of Monarch both on the dance floor and shamelessly making out with a gentleman near the men's room of a seedy gay bar explode onto the front pages of the gossip rags, capped with broad, bold print headlines questioning the billionaire's sexuality. Articles also begin to appear about whether his on again, off again fiance Valerie Anna is simply a front for his secret gay love affairs. These articles tend to be damning and as close to libelous as one can get without actually getting into the sort of territory one can be sued for, including pictures of the pair of them that diagram their body language with a level of minute scrutiny that only a true gossip can level at celebrity behavior, reading volumes of information about their lack of chemistry from an out of place arm. By the end of the day Monday, #gaymonarch is a trending hashtag on twitter, and the photos have thousands of notes on tumblr with commentary ranging from the enthralled to the incensed. Bottom line - everyone's heard about it, and everyone is speculating as to whether or not Orin Monarch's womanizing has just been a big show all this time.]
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Jun. 17th, 2011


[info]all_see

[Email to the greater Morgenstern clan]

[A day or so after the party.]

So I here there was quite a shin dig. Louis, are you Is every one well?

Jun. 16th, 2011


[info]digthefuzzyelf

[Locked to L. Morgenstern]

I was wondering if your offer of help was still good?

Jun. 11th, 2011


[info]all_see

[Group Family Email]

[Group email: J Morgenstern, A Morgenstern, L Morgenstern, M Morgenstern, R Morgenstern, O Monarch, D Galakis (I hope I'm not forgetting anyone)]

Hello family.

I hope this letter finds you all well. I know that I don't often email all of you in a large group like this, but I am writing because Mother has seen fit to finally let me escape her maternal crutches and live on my owe like a normal adult. Her one requirement was that I go with everyone else and settle in Seattle. I don't no how a long move is any better than simply finding an apartment nearby, but I didn't want to make her rethink her choice once she a greed. I imagine if I step out of line, I well be whisked back to Mother's so protective arms.

As it is, I am now residing in Seattle. My building is called The Bathos. Or maybe just Bathos. I'm not quite sure which. Surprise! I'm getting to know my apartment and running into things steel. I anticipate many bruises over the next few days because I'm too stubborn to use my cane in my own house. My lease states that I am allowed to have a dog, so I might finally get one. I wanted a helper monkey, but that idea was shut down. No fun.

So that is my important news. You may have noticed that my translation software has been on the frizz again and I hope I haven't sent anything two strange to any of you.

Your sister,
Iris

Jun. 7th, 2011


[info]napoleonic_star

[morgenstern family lock]

[This includes: O. Monarch, D. Galakis, J. Morgenstern, M. Morgenstern, L. Morgenstern, and R. Morgenstern]

Advanced warning: Daryl and I are looking at September third or tenth for the wedding. Any of you have objections to being groomsmen? Except Ro and Dagny; you can be bridesmaids.

Jun. 3rd, 2011

[info]deseo

L Morgenstern, K Mancuso, Oracle

[Email to L Morgenstern at Kings County PD]
Attached are my findings on: a) The thirteen victims of the recent bombings. Forensic information on material in the pipe bombs is included. Chemicals and materials are inexpensive, general supply goods. b) The death ruling for the Michael Eyerson case, which has already been provided to the D.A.'s office. c) The ruling on the Jane Doe slaying at the warehouse downtown. Additionally, I've included the autopsy reports for the snow related deaths, as well as the information I have sent to FAA for the international plane crash.

[Email to K Mancuso]
Thirteen bodies for you, plus one Jane Doe. [Report for the Jane Doe killing attached. She figures he's seen the news about the bombings.]

[Email to Oracle]
[Basic body count for all crimes related to the bombings (13), the plane crash (257), and the snow (89).] I wish I had better news to provide to you.

Jun. 1st, 2011


[info]forbannet

[public]

Since I will be spending the foreseeable future dealing with the explosions that happened yesterday, I would like to kindly send a message to the individual responsible for them. The police do not agree with you that might equals right. Just because you can blow people you're not fond of sky high does not mean you should, if for no other reason than that the hammer of the law will strike down upon you with force.

Unpleasant business aside, I'm a relatively new resident of the area, and I'm curious if anyone knows a good magic shop in town. Or a good coffee shop, while you're at it.