Hamartia 203 - Wren Outside the door to Hamartia 203 is a plastic platter of cookies protected by two layers of saran wrap. The sugar cookies are cut in the shapes of birds, topped with vanilla frosting and dusted with pinches of brightly colored crystallized sugar topping. Atop the saran wrap protective coat is a note folded in half, with "Wren" written across it in loopy handwriting. The note reads:
Hey girl! I'm sorry we haven't talked in a while, life can get so crazy so fast. We need to have a night in soon. I just got some new nail polish and it's fab. Hope your Thanksgiving is a great one.
[A puffy heart with red pen scribbles inside of it] Janet
Hamartia 304 - Jim A plastic platter loaded with cookies and protected by saran wrap is left outside Hamartia 304. The cookies are in the shapes of lips, frosted red with black borders to define the edges and boundaries between the top and lower lips. A note attached to the saran wrap says "Jimmy" in big letters. Inside the note reads:
Jimmy ~
You deserve the biggest spotlight in the world. And one day, all that nice guy inside of you is going to pay off. Happy Thanksgiving.
[A small, red heart] Janet
Hamartia 305 - JP Outside Hamartia 305 is a platter of cookies wrapped in saran wrap. The cookies are gluten-free and perfectly safe for JP, and despite the difficulty of the special dough, they are molded into two distinct shapes: flowers and bees. No frosting, but there are distinct impressions in the cookies where smiley faces, bee-stripes, and flower petal-lines have been etched into the raw dough with a toothpick. A note attached to the saran wrap reads "Peej" in bubbly letters. The note says:
Here's to a Thanksgiving spent outside of the hospital!
[A big scribbly heart] Janet
Hamartia 703 - Ike A platter of cookies wrapped in saran wrap is left outside Hamartia 703. The sugar cookies are cut in the shape of band-aids and frosted in various colors, with black borders and little dots to make the "band aids" look more realistic. A folded-up note attached to the saran wrap reads "Ike" in loopy handwriting. The note reads:
A cookie can't heal the wound, but it can stop the bleeding. I hope you have a great Thanksgiving, Ike.
[A great big heart with red pen allllll scribbled inside it] Janet
Hamartia 704 - Angel Two platters of cookies are left outside Hamartia 704, both individually wrapped in saran wrap. The larger plate hosts sugar cookies cut in the shape of brains. The brains are frosted purple and bordered with black frosting that also creates the folds to make the "brains" look more realistic. The smaller plate has a heaping of dog cookies in the shapes of hands. The large plate has a folded note that reads "Angel" with a note inside, and the small plate has a taped-on label that reads "Bud and Lou." The note to Angel reads:
Whenever you start to worry that you might be crazy, just think -- other people are going to pay you to tell them how crazy they are. Have a great Thanksgiving, Angelcake. And the dog cookies are safe for Bud and Lou, I checked the recipe online.