Musings

Hey, I don't know how useful these forum things are but I figured I'd give it a try. I sort of need a job now that I have rent to pay, and, uh, I was hoping that there might be someone here who is either looking for an employee or knows someone who is. I'm willing to learn, and I'll do pretty much anything. There's just [...] a couple of problems. I have no ID, no social security number, no birth certificate, and no diploma. I'm working on getting it, but for right now I need a job somewhere that's not going to care about that. Um, any takers?

[Muffled, turned away from the microphone] Regan, did I do that right... oh.

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