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posted by h. amsel.
I'm curious to know how I merited an invitation to a house warming party when I do not even know the invitees.
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Nov. 2nd, 2010
I don't get it. What's so important about this voting thing? Is it like voting for prom queen or something for U-Dub? We already had homecoming though...
Oct. 18th, 2010
Don't just leave your syringes out in the open like that, people! Everybody does not want or need to know about your drug habits. Common courtesy ring a bell? Or privacy?
It'd better not be a junkie with an exhibitionistic streak making his rounds.
It'd better not be a junkie with an exhibitionistic streak making his rounds.
Oct. 13th, 2010
Weirdest thing about moving? I have nothing to pack.
... Which is good, because I have nothing to pack it in.
Well, minus the fact that I have to do all my movingexcept I only have like two backpacks of stuff to move, but I've felt gross ever since I came through during the day because of the APB - thank god for days off. Well, and for having a job.
At least the bus schedules haven't changed much.
... So, if, say, I didn't have a newspaper or a TV or really the time to look stuff up on the internet, and, say, fell into all of this last week, er. Anybody mind telling me why there's an APB? Is it because of the bank robbery?Please don't think I'm an idiot.
... Which is good, because I have nothing to pack it in.
Well, minus the fact that I have to do all my moving
At least the bus schedules haven't changed much.
... So, if, say, I didn't have a newspaper or a TV or really the time to look stuff up on the internet, and, say, fell into all of this last week, er. Anybody mind telling me why there's an APB? Is it because of the bank robbery?
Oct. 6th, 2010
posted by h. amsel.
One of my researchers refuses to come into work today because their name starts with the letter "E." I understand that the situation must be difficult for them, but you would think that they would realize that their work place is much more secure than their apartments.
Oct. 5th, 2010
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Let's just assume that you've made a colossally bad decision, and you're suddenly here with no ID or job or credit rating or money or-
That you didn't exactly prepare to come here.
What, exactly, should I do? What'm I supposed to do?
Er, and hello, I guess.
That you didn't exactly prepare to come here.
What, exactly, should I do? What'm I supposed to do?
Er, and hello, I guess.
Oct. 4th, 2010
If you - general you, darlings - are an hour and a half late for work, the reason should never be that your bad hair day gave you a conniption.
And if that is the reason, then for god's sake make up something slightly less ridiculous and lie your about-to-be-unemployed little ass off.
And if that is the reason, then for god's sake make up something slightly less ridiculous and lie your about-to-be-unemployed little ass off.
Oct. 3rd, 2010
Mary, Mary, quite contrary. How does your garden grow? With pretty MARIGOLDS all in a row. Wolf, your noise to INTOLERABLE. Stop the incessant HOWLING. It is worse than The Howling 3, even with Christopher Lee.
And someone who was dead is not? This will not do. Follow the rules, people.
And someone who was dead is not? This will not do. Follow the rules, people.
posted by h. amsel.
When I came to this city five years ago, the realtor for my apartment all but sang the virtues of living in the "Emerald City." She called it safe. I realize that she was lying, as most sales people do, but in light of recent events, I wonder if she has changed that part of her pitch.