Musings

[Left on the cab ride home from the party after the effects of her costume have worn off]
[on Rian's machine]

[Silence and then giggling] Is this ooooooon? [More giggling.] I went to a party. There was a man with a crossbow, and he didn't like vam-van vank- [. . .] people with fangs. [Even more giggling] I don't think they sparkled though, pretty, pretty sparkles.

[. . .]

I like rum.

[on Leo's machine]
Did ya go to the p'rty? I didn't see yooooooooou [giggling.] I went and it was weeeeeird. I was REALLY thirsty. [More giggling.] That cloud looks like a puppy. I always wan'ed a puppy. My uncle never lemme have one. [She sounds sad now, but then she giggles again.] I w'uld named it SNUFFLES!

[. . .]

I'm sleeeeeepy.

[On Poppy's machine]
Poppyyyyyyyy. Poppy. Poppy. Poppy! [giggling]

[. . .]

Did you know y'ur name was a FLOWER. My mom was nam'd af'er a flower. I like flowers. Did you go to the partyyyyyyy? It was WEIRD, and I have a guitar. And it was WEIRD. [More giggling.] It t'morrow already! Go 'way sunnnnn. [giggles]

Guess who's the star of Seattle Shakespeare Company's Twelfth Night? I haven't landed a role in a bit, so I'm really, really excited. Previews begin June 30th and opening is the July 7th. I better see ALL of you there.

Still trying to figure out the perfect costume for this party, but I'm looking forward to it! And frankly planning on pre-gaming a bit beforehand, just in case it turns out to be a bore. Anyone else is welcome to join me.

[Locked to R. Maheu]
Haven't heard from you in a while. Everything okay, kitten?

[Open to Public]

To the children that stole my wallet,
If you wished to take my money, I would have appreciated it more if you could have just asked me for the measly twenty dollars that I had in there instead of robbing me of my stamps, local business cards, and my coupon for a 'free hamburger' from White Castle.

To the rest of you...
If you do happen to come across my wallet (black, worn leather with a few tears on the edges), please let me know! I would very much like to not lose the stamps....

The condom is not mine.

-Rian Johnson