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Anton Sparke || Tony Stark ([info]theironman) wrote in [info]musings,
@ 2010-11-09 01:36:00

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Entry tags:cinderella, face, hamlet, iron man, pam, pretty colleen, roxanne, sookie, tinkerbell

Hello good people of Seattle!

I need real recommendations for the best clubs in the area ASAP.

Strike that.

Let's make them "reviews" - glowing, mediocre, was-amazing-a-decade-ago. You get the picture. I don't trust Google and its questionable reviews and ratings any farther than I can throw them and my assistant's on strike regarding alcohol establishment reviews. I won't even bother asking about the coffee. I don't want to start a war.


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[info]alphamfoxtrot
2010-11-09 06:52 am UTC (link)
Hmm. I'm going to recommend Atom. You strike me as the kind of guy they cater to.

I've heard good things about Phantasia too, but again...Atom might be more your style.

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 07:00 am UTC (link)
This sounds like a Google review.

How good are they? Any house specialty drinks I should be aware of? I need first hand accounts here, not hearsay. I'll put them down as "maybe"s.

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[info]alphamfoxtrot
2010-11-09 07:10 am UTC (link)
I don't use Google, so I wouldn't know.

Let's see if this is more suitable

Atom is a trendy nightclub on the first floor, and a gentlemen's club on the second. Located in Pioneer Square, very tastefully decorated. Bar's fully stocked, bartenders actually know what the fuck they're doing, and there's Martini Tuesdays.

(Not to mention Top Hat Fridays and Bikini Thursdays)

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(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]alphamfoxtrot, 2010-11-09 07:20 am UTC

[info]awaitress
2010-11-09 07:02 am UTC (link)
You should come over to Phantasia. We've got good food, good music, good booze, and good service.

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 07:05 am UTC (link)
Top of my list! Thank you C. Chadbourne, you're a nightlife saver.

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[info]awaitress
2010-11-09 07:07 am UTC (link)
Name's Cherrie. Always happy to be of help, A. Sparke.

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(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:23 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]awaitress, 2010-11-09 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:46 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]awaitress, 2010-11-09 07:50 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:59 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]awaitress, 2010-11-09 08:00 am UTC

[info]secondknight
2010-11-09 11:28 am UTC (link)
Oh god Cherrie why this guy is clearly a fucking doucheb

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[info]tinkering_belle
2010-11-09 07:05 am UTC (link)
Why would coffee start a war? Is it angry? Oh! Maybe I could made grenade launchers and modify them for cups of coffee! That would be totally epic in a coffee war! Which side would you be on? The amped up, energy charged caffeine side? or the totally sleep-tastic decaf side?

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 07:11 am UTC (link)
Just make sure you use the cups with the little hot beverage warnings or you'll be up to your eyeballs in lawsuits. Also coffee without caffeine is like Christmas without presents.

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[info]tinkering_belle
2010-11-09 07:19 am UTC (link)
Christmas without presents? There is no such thing as Christmas without presents mister! How could you even say such a mean, nasty lie? You're a mean and nasty liar! I'd rather be up to my eyeballs in lawsuits than talk to somebody who thinks there's such a thing as Christmas without presents! I suppose you're going to turn around and say Santa isn't real either. What kind of cruel, evil man are you? I don't like you. At all.

[...]

I had better get a Christmas present from you, Mr. A. Sparke, or I'm going to come after you with my properly labeled coffee cup grenade launcher.

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(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:31 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]tinkering_belle, 2010-11-09 07:36 am UTC

[info]littlewilson
2010-11-09 07:13 am UTC (link)
You're having us do homework for you? When did I sign up for Club Reviews 101?

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 07:19 am UTC (link)
When you posted here. Now, J. Wilson, go forth and review!

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[info]littlewilson
2010-11-09 07:21 am UTC (link)
That's Janet Wilson, Mr. A. And I'm afraid you shouldn't go to Phantasia because they have rats that T. Pecker already stole my idea. I'm afraid I can't continue this assignment - plagiarism offends me so.

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(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:26 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlewilson, 2010-11-09 07:28 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:33 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlewilson, 2010-11-09 07:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:48 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlewilson, 2010-11-09 07:49 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]littlewilson, 2010-11-09 08:12 am UTC

[info]herstiletto
2010-11-09 07:19 am UTC (link)
I've only been to Atom, which was classy and had good (and by good, I mean highly alcoholic) drinks. But hey, if you ever need a drinking buddy hit me up. I just moved here too, so I'm looking to explore the nightlife.

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 07:39 am UTC (link)
I like the way you think. Hi, I'm Anton. You should help me decide which club is the best.

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[info]herstiletto
2010-11-09 07:42 am UTC (link)
Thanks, Anton! I'm Sydney Johnson. And I am WAY down to help decide which club is best. I'm thinking criterion level should be alcohol content of drinks, attractiveness of patrons, and quality of music. Any input?

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(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:54 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]herstiletto, 2010-11-09 08:03 am UTC
S. Johnson/A. Sparke - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 12:44 pm UTC

[info]toomuchpink
2010-11-09 07:21 am UTC (link)
Cherrie's getting an extra break for that plug Clearly, A. Sparke, you're looking for Phantasia. Will we be seeing you in our VIP Lounge soon?

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 07:49 am UTC (link)
VIP lounge. Now you're really speaking my language. I'll definitely be there.

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[info]toomuchpink
2010-11-09 08:10 am UTC (link)
Excellent, excellent. You let the gentlemen at the door know that Liz put you on the list.

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[info]sinsremembered
2010-11-09 01:20 pm UTC (link)
Was it your intention to sound so dramatic?

Mr Sparke, long time no see.

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 02:44 pm UTC (link)
Me? Dramatic? You've got the wrong Sparke. I'm a very serious man entrenched in very serious business. Like playing Chopper on my iPhone. I should get back on that.

The fabulous Liesel? Or have I got the wrong L. Hartwig?

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[info]sinsremembered
2010-11-09 06:01 pm UTC (link)
How many women named Liesel Hartwig do you think live in Seattle?

I haven't seen you since LA. How have you been? How is your lovely assistant coping with you?

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(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 06:45 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]sinsremembered, 2010-11-09 06:55 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 07:08 pm UTC

[info]ex_theredlig387
2010-11-09 04:23 pm UTC (link)
Privacy is better than any club.

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[info]theironman
2010-11-09 04:33 pm UTC (link)
I don't understand what privacy has to do with a night on the town.

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[info]ex_theredlig387
2010-11-09 04:41 pm UTC (link)
It's better than a night out on the town.

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(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 04:59 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_theredlig387, 2010-11-09 05:11 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ex_theredlig387, 2010-11-09 05:48 pm UTC
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(no subject) - [info]ex_theredlig387, 2010-11-09 06:20 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]theironman, 2010-11-09 06:33 pm UTC
(no subject) - [info]ex_theredlig387, 2010-11-09 06:51 pm UTC
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