Morning, prisoners. Welcome to
one more day of absolute boredom and suffering. [
quite the exaggeration there, but Damon's been in a pretty bad mood lately. he's annoyed, frustrated and everything ever. (mostly looking at you, veridical!) Elena, the only face from home he could somewhat tolerate, has once again disappeared into the abyss or stabilizer or whatever. he can't, for the life of him, understand why she keeps being played like a yo-yo. ]
For those of you who are new and for those of you who don't know me, I'm Damon. I run the Blood Shack at Sector 5. [
he's sitting in the back office right now, enjoying a full glass of whiskey. ] I'm looking for fresh blood. Not of the bag variety. Trust me, I have
plenty of those in stock. I need bartenders and waitresses, and all kinds of multitasking types. If you're keen on racking up some points for good behavior, or are simply
incredibly attractive,
or you're looking for a way out of a purposeless existence, blah blah blah, let me know.
[
he points a finger to himself. ] Feel free to ask me any questions. Totally, one hundred percent-ly, open to it. [
he finishes his drink and pours himself another glass. (it looks like someone's not looking to get through the day sober.) ]
Also, ooh. Important to note. We pride ourselves in being discreet about what we serve and who we serve them to. So if your
deep, dark secret at home is enjoying sucking on a brain or two, being a cannibal or an alcoholic, we've got you covered. No worries. [
he ends the feed with a wink. ]