MarinaNova Asylum

Greetings, fellow inmates. [He adjusts his tie before continuing.] I have recently arrived and familiarized myself with the circumstances of this incarceration as presented by the wardens. I have also studied the workings of the communication device. As you can see I have also already taken advantage of one of the shops to provide myself with more suitable attire.

However, this does not create a full understanding of my surroundings or those with whom I will be interacting. I would appreciate any knowledge and advice you might impart. I'm sure you'll have topics you find most interesting and valuable and I will have my own questions. [While his face moves with each syllable it seems as though his expression never varies from the calm, collected, and serious.] I have no currency to repay you for your time or effort, but it seems that any would be useless here. Despite this, I can assure you I resolve my debts.

You have my gratitude and appreciation in advance.

[Here he comes to set the mood, and by set the mood I mean cause everyone to get all angry or confused or whatever else people tend to feel when they hear the typical things he liked to say to rile people up.

And of course, as usual, in his deadpan tone.]

Every time I think we're gonna get something exciting like a war or a riot, everything quickly goes back to the way it was before. Nobody knows how to have any fun here.