MarinaNova Asylum

[It is morning and here you have a big grouch with a side of groggy.]

Yesterday's crowd left me with a hangover. It is worse than normal hangovers and I might implode.

If that happens, someone make sure I get a nice funeral. And make sure the wardens are not invited because they're assholes. And please make sure someone kills them. I said please so that means you have to do it. I could try to come back to haunt them but I can't guarantee that I won't be busy terrorizing everyone else too.

And one last thing. [He holds up a finger.] A dog has the life. You people fall very easily for anything cute and small. Never trust a dog just because it's cute and small. It could be waiting to shit in your shoes.

[Those of you who spoke with him yesterday may notice that someone who was "new" yesterday is still here. You can also see the lovely orange jumpsuit that new inmates wear. Guess who was officially "incarcerated" between yesterday and today. And he's not happy about it. Imagine that]

I don't get this. So I was here yesterday and today I wake up in this stupid thing. What? Do they really think we need to be a target?

Also I can't find my friends. They were here with me yesterday.