DAY 284 ☠ VIDEO
[It is morning and here you have a big grouch with a side of groggy.]
Yesterday's crowd left me with a hangover. It is worse than normal hangovers and I might implode.
If that happens, someone make sure I get a nice funeral. And make sure the wardens are not invited because they're assholes. And please make sure someone kills them. I said please so that means you have to do it. I could try to come back to haunt them but I can't guarantee that I won't be busy terrorizing everyone else too.
And one last thing. [He holds up a finger.] A dog has the life. You people fall very easily for anything cute and small. Never trust a dog just because it's cute and small. It could be waiting to shit in your shoes.