MarinaNova Asylum

Good morning, inmates. Today is day [ 225 ] of the first generation. The weather scheduled for today is [ chilly with dropping temperatures over the afternoon, followed by steady snowfall come nightfall ].

In the spirit of [ rehabilitation ] we will observe an Earth Holiday during day [ 226 ]. For this occasion, the stores will have a temporary stock of suitable gifts, decorations and clothing suitable for cold weather. We encourage you to [ enjoy ] this celebration and invoke the spirit of generosity and gift-giving commonly found in organics.

The following inmates have been found guilty of breaking the [ facility rules ]. Full details of their punishment will be transmitted to their devices shortly.

Zelgadis Graywars: Injury
Caroline Forbes: Sex
Stefan Salvatore: Sex

[Mail delivery of the day: Postcard from Yuuri Shibuya to everyone ]

Requests for inmates [ Penelope Garcia and Aidan Reilly ] are now available for pickup at the Kiosk.

Have a nice day.

[ And like always, we end this message with a jaunty tune! You're welcome. ]

((OOC: Kiosk requests will be handled by Conscienti unless otherwise requested! The Christmas/snow event will be sneak-starting this dayweek so make sure you've read up on the details! ))

( [Closed to Jack Harkness] )

[Sougo is so not pleased with it getting colder, or with the wardens deciding now would be the time for holidays. He wasn't a fan of holidays... unless there was lots of alcohol involved.]

Fuck the cold. It means all the hot bitches are gonna start staying inside. Not that there are any hot bitches, but if there were, we're not gonna know until it starts getting warm out again.

[He huffs! Priorities.]

The weather here never makes any sense. The days here never make any sense. [A beat.] I gotta say, though, that I can't blame the wardens for making shit up as they go along. If I were warden, or mayor, or whatever, I would change the holidays and seasons and make them up as I go along too. Probably change the flag and theme song of the town too, like in video games. My flag would have a giant "S" on it. If anybody steals my idea, I'll find you and kill you, because as a new leader, we're not gonna tolerate that on the Planet of Sadists.