I'm bored. Very very bored. Someone entertain me please? Not even movies or tv show marathons or comedy tours are occupying my attention and that's just a sad commentary on the state of life. I mean, I'm generally pretty easy to amuse. Slinkies, weird toys, things that light up, computer stuff...all things I love. But I'm just bored right now and just about bored to tears. Fix this. Now.