Musings

Sometimes he wishes he could reach through the phone to slap people hard and send them back to school. Aside from the calls he normally receives, there have been three extra calls per day from Marco since last Friday, and zero calls from the ungrateful slanderer. He tries not to think the w-word but it's not that easy.

Charity - good, bad, don't care?


[Locked to Sydney Johnson]
Princess, got a question. If one of your friends screwed up and pissed you off bad enough for you to be not on speaking terms, would you reconsider your not-talking-policy if they offered beer and a movie?

[Phone call to Alex]
Iknowyoudon't wanttotalk tomebut pleasedon'thangup!

This week only: all organics, reduced prices.

Still the same quality you can always expect; just a surplus of product.

So. Question. When do you get off today?

sent via my iPhone

OH MY GOD GUYS. I HAVE A ZIT IN THE MIDDLE OF MY FOREHEAD. IT'S HUGE. IT'S LIKE REALLY REALLY HUGE. DOES ANYONE KNOW HOW TO GET RID OF ZITS FAST?!

[ring, ring!]

Anyone in Hamartia down for pizza and a movie? We're watching The Karate Kid, the new version with Jackie Chan and Will Smith's kid.

Creeps need not apply. Or stupid people.

Ring, ring...

[Locked to Q Gaines]

Did I get you in very much trouble?