Musings

( Left for Dr. Henry Blair at Seattle Grace Psychiatric Hospital )

It's been a damn week so you better not Still mad?

Is it normal for people to leave food on your doorstep here? This did not happen in Detroit.


[FILTER: J. CORVUS]
Do you have a girlf know where the two pies came from?

[OOC: Added after this.] Um, nevermind. Who's Cherrie?

Greetings to all. I would like to offer my services as an independent consultant in the area of questionable documents to any who may need such assistance.

I am offering my services as a forensics document examiner, of which I hold certification through the American Board of Forensics Document Examiners. If you have doubts regarding the authenticity of any materials you may have recently acquired, please feel free to contact me for consultation on the matter. I am also willing to take the stand in regards to my findings if necessary, for an additional fee. I believe you will find my rates quite reasonable.

[Quickly edited a few minutes after posting to add this] Please understand that this is not regarding the creation of falsified documents but the discovery of such. And let me be very clear, I will not falsify my findings in any way. They are what they are. I also respectfully decline any offers of a less than legal nature and feel that I should let you know that any such offers will be turned over to the proper authorities.

What the FUCK were you thinking?

[After this.]

[Early this morning, the Bat was pursued during an escape from Seattle Grace hospital. This has resulted in a flurry of press, bad surveillance video and interviews on the TV and in the papers with hospital staff and bystanders. It has also resulted in two "news" specials -

The Psychology of Vigilantes, which goes on endlessly about why vigilantes do what they do, all of it scandalous, and which includes a segment on the younger vigilante set that makes them all sound like hipster teens.

Stopping the Vigilante Problem, which focuses on ways to take vigilantes down if you encounter one on the street. It includes instructions for making a Citizen's Arrest, and it features quotes from women who claim they've slept with everyone from Robin to Rorschach.

A police conference, held shortly after the incident, assures the public that the APB is still in effect, and that vigilantes will NOT be tolerated in Seattle.]

[After/during these]

A question: do we know who here's part of the police? I've got an issue. Lying, lying, lying And I'd like to know in the future who's a part in case I should bring it up again. Names so I could make a proper filter?

[After spending the better part of the day diverting the media (with limited success) and trying to ensure any potential and/or minuscule connections between Thomas and the Bat disappear (also with limited success).]

[Locked to T Brandon]

Some advanced warning next time, Thomas, if you would.

-Ring-

Apologies for the lack of Morse code. I've been forced to work again. Did you see the news about the Bat?

[Nearly simultaneously. Tired; he's getting around to sleeping, really.]

Oracle, I need a hospital record deleted.

[Locked to K West]

Need to cash in a couple of favors, West.

Is this hour infuriating enough for me to inquire after your health status?

Email to Oracle

Favor number 38437491 commencing in 3...2...1.

Can you delete a hospital record from existence?

[After this]

( Locked, L.Henry )


( Locked, Q.Gaines )




( Locked, W.Light )

( Food delivery to Bathos 104 )

( Locked to S. Caulfield )

[Locked to L Henry, after this]

Luke, may I have your class schedule for the upcoming week? I'd like to arrange a meeting in my office at your earliest convenience.

I honestly had no idea any one person could eat that much ramen in one sitting.

Bunny, you have my eternal respect. And at least twenty pictures to commemorate your win

Sooo apparently its my turn to bear that happy burden of locking up. Excitement can hardly be contained. Meet me at the Geek desk when you get off?

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