multifarious ⟷ in character

Am I late on this? Because I think this may be my new favorite thing. I wish I could pull off a beard like she does.

Jan. 5th, 2016

Okay, Tuesday Joke of the Day, are who's ready for it?

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there's no punchline.

I'm dying. I wish it was mine but I can't take credit. So funny.

Tags: !network, amelia carson (geekwolf), james carson (eviljames), madeline harvelle (madalet), scout mccall (neveragirlscout)

Jan. 2nd, 2016

Alistair, Bonnie, and Esmeralda

Thank you so much for coming to our party. I hope to see you all again very soon.

Tags: !network, alex mitchell (marginalized), allison argent (ithinkyoumean), amelia carson (geekwolf), camden lahey (privatelahey), caroline forbes (notlikeidied), chester adams (seregeturgun), darcy rhone (total_milf), esmeralda guerra (evilesmeralda), isaac lahey (theprettybeta), james carson (eviljames), james cook (nvrlookback), lily hale (keepthisasecret), lydia martin (eunoia), matilda mann (runvenezuela), mini mcguinness (sweetestgirlie), rebecca harlowe (harleyfromtw), ric hale (stillbadass), rikki mccall (justaddh2o)

Dec. 18th, 2015

theprettybeta

Just thought you guys could use a little reprieve from all of this craziness.

She's obviously got her priorities in order.

Dec. 17th, 2015

eviljames

[At 10:20 EST this video will play on all devices.

TLDR; His girlfriend came back to return his house key because after 9 years, she's finally done with him. They argue over the times they cheated on and killed for each other, they push each other's buttons, she slaps him, they make out, then he says he loves her for... the third time in 9 years.]

Tags: amelia carson (geekwolf), eddy guerra (evileddy), esmeralda guerra (evilesmeralda), james carson (eviljames), lydia martin (eunoia)

Nov. 28th, 2015

Tags: !network, allison argent (trueargent), amelia carson (geekwolf), scout mccall (neveragirlscout), stiles stilinski (imademymistakes), stiles stilinski (overandin)

MIA.

I can't do this
I can't pretend that I like them, not even for you, god they're so stupid
Did they even graduate highschool? Seriously though, did they
Your husband just had sex with his secretary
James just
You probably know this but James
Hey.

Tags: !network, amelia carson (geekwolf), zachariah kane (itainteasy)

Nov. 27th, 2015

neveragirlscout

...okay, Stiles? You know how sometimes I tell you that you have a really weird sense of humor? This is what I'm talking about. This right here.

Nov. 23rd, 2015

Zach

Get ready to call me crazy.

Spam

[In truth, she isn't thinking about James at all when she brings the beautiful bouquet of green flowers home. She can hardly think at all. It feels as though she's floating on air, gliding instead of walking back inside of her lavish mansion. She doesn't know why or what this means, but she knows these flowers are for her and they smell sweeter than the most delicate confections. She drifts into the kitchen and places them on the countertop with the most sun. Green has always been her favorite color, how perfect.]

Tags: amelia carson (geekwolf), james carson (eviljames)

Nov. 22nd, 2015

James

Your son is very grumpy with me right now.

[Zach is receiving this in the mail today.]

[Maddie]
Hey, how's the job hunt going?

Nov. 19th, 2015

Tags: !network, amelia carson (geekwolf), derek hale (woobiewolf), finn (justapawn), madeline harvelle (madalet), shannon winchester (sothathappened), sherlock holmes (redbeard), stiles stilinski (overandin)

Please don't know who I am
I'm freaking out right now I don't know

So, good news, eyebrows still intact.

Bad news, I need the funds for a new lab table. Pepper?

Better news, I took Lydia's lab in the name of robotics.

GAMERS.
We should make a habit out of getting together to play, I need the stress relief.

FINN.
So now that we know you're not going to kill everybody here from some unseen virus, how are you settling?

Tags: !network, amelia carson (geekwolf), madeline harvelle (madalet), zachariah kane (itainteasy)

Nov. 18th, 2015

eviljames

Spam for Amelia

[James is home late again, but this time he doesn't smell like some other girl. No Henley, no secretary, no strippers or bartenders... he made a trip to the jewelry store with Eddy after they hit the local bar, Eddy was picking something up for Esmeralda, so James decided to surprise his own wife. It seemed just her speed.

He walks through the house and into Prescott's room where he knew he'd find her. He walks over to her and gives her a kiss before kissing the infant in her arms]

I got you something on my way home from work. [He smiles faintly, she looks more beautiful today than ever. He gestures for the nanny standing across the room to take Prescott so her hands will be free when he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a gold leather jewelry pouch for her.]

Tags: amelia carson (geekwolf), james carson (eviljames)

madalet

~~Never going to IKEA again, I always knew that place was bad news -~~
Kidnapping day two and if things weren't already weird enough apparently my parents are fictional ~~and dead in one case and I don't exist, joy -~~. So there's that. So much for Google, there are some things a girl should not have to see about her Dad and her Uncle. People suck. So is this really it, we all just sort of hang around until we get sent home. ~~Because that doesn't work for me, I can't be here alone, it's not a good idea -~~ They could have at least sent me with my PS4 because I can see sitting around waiting to get sent home getting boring real quick.

Nov. 17th, 2015

Tags: !network, amelia carson (geekwolf), dutch velders (godutch), luli mcmullen (lulipop), lydia martin (eunoia), sherlock holmes (redbeard), stiles stilinski (imademymistakes), stiles stilinski (wired), zachariah kane (itainteasy)

So I'm about to test this prototype that I've been working on for the past month or so and there's a 50% chance that it's going to literally explode.

Unrelated, if my eyebrows are burned off tomorrow, is anyone willing to show me how to draw those back on?

GAMERS.
I'm dying here, please tell me some of you are still around.

CO-WORKERS AT S.I
When I test this thing labs 2A and 4A should probably be evacuated just in case, so if you're working in one of those either move or tell me when you aren't going to be around so I can do this safely.

Nov. 16th, 2015

theprettybeta

[He posts it at like, 1AM. No shame.]

This song is my new jam, I'm not even a little sorry.

Tags: !network, allison argent (argentpredator), amelia carson (geekwolf), caitlin murphy (caitlinmurphy), camden lahey (privatelahey), isaac lahey (theprettybeta), joey mccoy (stumpystahp), lily hale (keepthisasecret), stiles stilinski (wired), vanessa ives (aworldbetween)

Who: Zachariah and Mia
What: Vigilante stuff and frandship
When: Night (seriously, written forever ago and just posted now because I’m awful)
Where: NYC streets
Rating/Warnings: Violence
Status: Closed/Complete

Familiar stranger, should I know your name?

Tags: amelia carson (geekwolf), zachariah kane (itainteasy)

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Nov. 13th, 2015

Tags: amelia carson (geekwolf), eddy guerra (evileddy), esmeralda guerra (evilesmeralda), james carson (eviljames), zachariah kane (itainteasy)

Family/Friends

So it'll be really weird if we have to spend the holidays here instead of at home but just in case we have to, I think we should draw names for a secret santa. That could be fun. I've seen it done before and it always looks like a lot of fun.

[The people in charge of the orphanage]
Are you having a toy drive for the holidays?

Nov. 12th, 2015

Friends/Family

Is anyone still here?

Tags: amelia carson (geekwolf), james carson (eviljames)

Oct. 21st, 2015