multifarious ⟷ in character

I'm having a guilt attack.

( spam for Lydia and the Mikas )

This weather has been bullshit all day. The Munchkin and I have literally spent the whole day in my bed, watching Disney and Pixar movies and then this happened. So...good times.

LYDIE.

My agent called, though...I have an offer. It's a month-long gig, but it's out in the Canary Islands. I'd have to leave Friday morning. Are you and Mika up for a family trip? Think your manager could handle the club for a month? Or maybe other you could get Barry to come get you and bring you back once a week or someth Or should I just turn it down...?

I'm pretty sure the lead singer for #19 might be the dude from Creed. I can't decide if that makes it more sad, or more funny.

[She posts a basic picture of her hand with this addition.]

Step 1: Bother him until he can't ignore your presence anymore.
Step 2: Be adorable af.
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Bling.

( Comment spam for Vegas Derek )

[Dubsmash video with this portion of audio in which Stiles, Isaac, and Barry are doing the dance in the video. It's sloppy but it's pretty close. Stiles is in the middle and Isaac and Barry are on either side and they filmed in front of a white sheet in the basement at Beacons, because they're super high budget over here lol.]

Dear Caroline & Co.,

I'm sorry about your loss. Better luck next time.

Love,
Stiles & Co.

Beacons is now hiring new dancers and servers, and I don't think I need to explain to you the kind of money that you can pull in here. If you're interested I'll be starting interviews this upcoming week; I also offer to pay for choreography lessons for the first week so you can get down the basics.

CAMDEN.
We should probably talk about Adam disappearing.

To Google or not to Google, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to avoid thine own face on social media or to take arms against a sea of awkward photographs for the sake of adorable outfit ideas, I know not. My struggle is the realest.

I need new hobbies, I'm so done with this. I swear I'll try the first three things that somebody suggests. Also, if I threw an amazing party, who would come? Considering I have absolutely nothing to do with my free time?

LAUREX AND BLACKINNON.
Is there any way someone would be able to watch Mika on the 10th? I got something for Derek to make him feel better but it would be a bad idea to bring a little girl, I think. I will pay you back in either alcohol, babysitting, or free naked men. Alex, we all know the last one is particularly relevant to you.

DERBEAR.
Hey there grumpy cat, don't make plans for the 10th.

Who's strip club is a huge success? Mine is. If you're not here right now, you probably should be whether you're attracted to the beauty that is the male form or not. Seriously, what these boys manage to accomplish with a swing and an umbrella is nothing less than art, our next stop should be Broadway. Plus, we have a super cute server on duty today. And he's single, ladies.
Nevermind, he'd kill me.

I need a new hobby, I'm starting to enjoy this way too much for my own good.

[OOC: Forward dated a little to 3AM]

I hope everyone had a good time tonight! Thanks so much to those of you who were able to make it.

BEACONS EMPLOYEES.
You all did so, so, so amazing tonight and I'm so happy to have you guys, I really am. Thank you, so much, seriously. Every single one of you made this night go perfectly. If there's anything that you guys think needs improvement tell me.

Drinks are on me next time.

MY DEREK.
Guess how much.

Just guess.

I always knew I'd end up upgrading to a younger man.

For those of you boys who I hired to strip in my club? If you're still over eighteen then sorry, you're not getting a day off, the opening is still happening tomorrow.

Ack, sorry we couldn't stay out later, you guys, but this is what I have on my camera and I want more in the comments if you have theeeemmmmm! We're off to bed.

♥♥♥
( cut for pictures from tonight! )

[ooc: please to be using your imagination that people are wearing the same outfits and hairdos and whatnot in the pictures lol]

FRIENDS OF MALIA AND HER STILES (MINUS THEM)
I'm sure that all of you have heard about what happened to Stiles jeep. He's saying that they're going to charge him five grand to repair it and he doesn't have that type of money. We all know how much that stupid car means to him, so I thought that maybe if we all chipped in we'd be able to help him get it fixed? What do you guys thing?

I've been feeling really good lately and I think it's way overdue for me to spend some time with a lot of you. Who's free tomorrow night?

[Excluding Stalia Stiles]
Hey, hypothetically if I crashed the Jeep Roscoe... and Stiles is freaking out... how would I go about getting Stiles to talk to me again?

[ETA- Stiles]
[She walks up to the bedroom door, which is usually opened, but is closed right now and taps on it with her knuckles... not quite a knock, more of a "opening the door via tapping". She stands in the doorway looking at Stiles and moves her hands together and lets them fall in front of her legs clasped.]
Hey.

Get ready ladies and gents, four more days until Beacons opens up. If you want to reserve a table you should do so soon, we're almost fully booked. The VIP sections are all officially spoken for for the night, but I'm sure you'll get the view you want perfectly fine from the main floor.

[PHONE NUMBER FOR BEACONS]
[LOCATION]

EMPLOYEES.
If you have any last minute questions or concerns you better throw them at me now because we're about to open. Laheys, you better work out your schedules if you haven't already. I have a bartender lined up for opening night but Isaac, if you decide that you want to tough it out for a night to get the tips that will probably be pouring in, I can do that.

Also, I know I don't have to tell you this, but card everyone. Everyone, if I lose my liquor license because we sold a Bahama Mama to an 18 year old I will personally cut off a very important piece of your body and I'm pretty sure those don't grow back. Love yooou ♥

Adam and Camden, if you could start staking out the other clubs before your shifts start I would appreciate it. I'll obviously pay you for your time. In fact, you're all welcome to go, you're all cuties, if you want to get some extra cash flow in there. Bonus to whoever drags Stiles into the other clubs and gets him to start stealing patrons.

Am I missing anything?

DEREK.
How much do you love me?

I was originally going to do this for my Stileses, but boys, all of you, please heed my word. None of you should ever grow facial hair. Just don't. I'm saying this out of respect for a face that I have grown to love, please, no.

Well, this happened this morning...so much for hiding in plain sight. Ugh, so adorable, though.