multifarious ⟷ in character

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A+ use of TSwift. And now I want to see Star Wars again.

[ooc: use ur imaginations that the adults are Isaac and Rae, who on their way back from taking this random ickle from the shelter to the doctor for a checkup, pls. Also pls to be mentally swapping out "Dallas" for "New York" thnx]

This is what you are missing by swapping responsibilities with me today to finger paint. You are welcome.

Hey. Smile. Only twenty-five days to go. What are you doing tonight?

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Hey, if you come over tonight after work can you grab some condoms.

Hey, are you coming home soon? The reservation's for 7.
[Please wait. Recalibrating for dishonesty...]

Hey Eddy, I'm leaving you for Stiles.
[Message sent.]

Hey, do I need to stop for condoms after work or are we still good?

[Liv is about to embarrass herself by singing. She doesn't want to, but she's going to. This one's for you, Jack.]

Never knew I could feel like this
Like I've never seen the sky before
Want to vanish inside your kiss
Every day I love you more and more
Listen to my heart, can you hear it sing?
Telling me to give you everything
Seasons may change, winter to spring
But I love you until the end of time

[Then she speaks, as she realizes what just happened.]

...Oh, shit.

Street Fighter V Beta is live again - who's in?
[ MESSAGE FAILED; RE-CALIBRATING ]

PENIS!!!

slight delay;

Meh. Could be worse.

[FRIENDS]
What are you all up to right now? I'm so bored :(

[Recalibrated: corrected message, removed deflection; corrected message, removed distraction; public]
I'm so frustrated and I'm really starting to hate this place.

[TFLN and couldn't help myself]

[ALEX, SARA]
[recalibrated: public message]
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.

Considering I just spilled my life story to the barista today I'm going to say this is the official heads up that the universe is screwing with all of us again.

Yeah, this seems about right.

100% suffering from Senioritis. Still so far to go.

[ STILES (agoodbatman) ]
How are you guys doing?

...okay. I put my backpack down (open, because I am a moron) for five seconds at work and told the puppy I had out after his shots for some play time to leave it. Then, confident in the fact that puppies would listen to me and respect my authority, I turn around to go straighten up the clinic and turn around after that to find the puppy eating my math homework and then licking the floor completely not sorry. No one is ever going to believe a dog actually ate my homework.

I am the worst alpha ever the least authoritative person ever, and also I need to know if someone copied down the math problems from Mr. Anderson's class?

Are you kidding me with this shit? [She's holding a note up to the tablet's camera, which suddenly disappears from her hand. She blinks, then turns and raises her eyebrows at the camera] Seriously?

So I wanted to catch you all up on what I've been doing, and why I've been so quiet. It's so unlike me, and I apologize. But I do have a good reason and that is...

I GOT A JOB AT THE NEW YORK CITY PARKS AND REC DEPARTMENT!!!

I am currently kicking major ass in my job. They all love my ideas and my enthusiasm. Can you believe they don't get to work until 7 am? I'm already there at the office by 4, and I've gotten most of everyone else's job done for the day. Yeah, they're total slackers, and I'm whipping them into shape. I'm not the Director (yet) or the Deputy Director (yet), but it's only a matter of time. This is the big leagues. You either get swinging or go home packing.

Also, wanted to thank everyone for coming to the Christmas and New Year's parties. They were a hit, and I'm thinking the next party will have to be on Martin Luther King Jr's birthday (next Monday for anyone that doesn't have a calendar with them).

What else, what else... there's just so much.

Oh! I'm also organizing a trip to the UN for anyone that's interested in coming. I can tell you all about the history - I know more than their tour guides. I know. I checked.

Hey, Natasha? This is my goal for today now, just so you know.

ZACH.
So... what are you doing for the next couple of days?

Cut the cost of college, right. Sure you will, Obama. Sure you will. Anybody up for a trip to Beacons tonight? I need to not be watching this State of the Union address right now.

ISACORILY.

How's the Alpha thing going for you so far...?

Bleh, now I'm like addicted to animal crackers. Way to go, Thor.