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The orphanage burned down, we're taking all of the kids to the Tower. Anybody who has any experience with children, if you have the time, come to the tower, we're going to need as much help as we can get. There's thirty something of them and their keeper usual care taker is out of commission, we can use all the help we can get.

STEVE.
Hey, happy wedding, have some kids, just in case you were thinking about adoption.

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Okay, so I think it is pretty safe to say that I'm stuck here. Well, we're all stuck here, and it's NOT for the U.N. which is a total bummer. But that being said I think it's time to get organized and find a job. I haven't not worked in a long time. This could be the longest, and I've already made way too many binders - wait, what am I saying?! There's no such thing as too many binders. I need to hit the office supply place soon - I ran out of colored tabs.

But plans - here's what I want to do:

1) Find a job preferably in government.
2) Totally rock at the job.
3) Get promoted in job.
4) Visit the U.N.
5) Move in with Ann.
6) Get a job at the U.N.
7) Get promoted in said job at the U.N.
8) Visit iHop again. Stiles? Caroline? Care to join?
9) Help with Andy's Christmas party idea.
10) Bake for said Christmas party.
11) Reach out to the Mayor and ask if he knows about random people being transported here.
12) Find a way to work with the Mayor, if possible.
13) Catch a Broadway show.
14) Visit the U.N. again because it's the U.N.

So I would prefer those to be in order, but I understand if that's not possible because of how things work, or don't work here. Seriously, who's in charge of stuff because I can help with getting them straight.

Hey, we should have a Christmas party. April and I are so good at parties. You wanna?

So far this is the most relaxing kidnapping ever. I've eaten eight million tacos, met four new versions of my best friend, gotten drunk for the first time...sorry again about the...tackle hug...Stiles-who-lives-wth-Malia been automatically signed up for high school and the girls' lacrosse team, and when I went to apply for a job as a veterinary assistant I apparently had already been hired?

So I work at the animal rescue clinic downtown as a vet assistant/staff member now. My manager's name is April Ludgate-Dwyer apparently which sounds really familiar...is that one of us? Um, displaced or kidnapees or whatever the term is? Because if so I should probably explain why all the cats will hate me forever

[Werewolf Stiles]
Are you in high school? I haven't seen you there.

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Um... so I have no idea why I'm in New York, but I'm betting it's something super awesome! Am I being inducted as an honorary United Nations ambassador because I can totally see that. I mean, the Harvest Festival was a success and why wouldn't they want me to help with the world! Plus, I was in model U.N. in high school. They must have heard about how awesome I was at that as well.

This is so exciting! I mean, waking up in a hotel in New York is unexpected because it's kind of like I was abducted but not really because it's the United Nations so it's for the good of mankind, and no one's going to press charges against the United Nations, [half-whisper] I really don't think you can... [speaks normally] Anyway!

Totally excited to be here! The note said I should say hello. Is this a private, United Nations network? If so, Gutentaag! Bonjour! Hamjambo! And hello, of course!

Oh! I'm Leslie Knope. It's nice to meet you all, fellow ambassadors.

I just found a really great health food place in Brooklyn Heights - all kinds of interesting, organic, fresh groceries. They even have Agave syrup smoothies. Chris would go crazy. I miss- Stop. Uh, even if you're not into that sort of stuff they have a heap of amazing smelling essential oils.

Anyway. So, how many of you guys found work in NYC after you woke up here? I think I'm going to spend everything I have on candles go a little stir crazy if I don't have something to keep me busy.

[ANDY & APRIL]

Uh, hi guys. How are ..things there?

Babe? You didn't eat any of the chicken I made earlier did you? Please say no I'm at the store, I'm coming home now.

The awkward moment when you turn the wrong corner on the internet and wind up finding out spoilers for the tv show you're from and find out that tv you has been magically implanted with your history teacher's babies. This is totally karma from the universe for that brief period in time when I unapologetically liked Twilight, isn't it.

Hello?

[Ann's now peering curiously at her device, nose slightly wrinkled, trying and failing to look a lot less concerned than she clearly is – after all she read that letter.]

This has got to be one of those things where they film you reacting to some weird, crazy scenario- practical joke type thing, right?

[There's a small stutter of an awkward laugh. She pauses, looking gradually more worried.]

Kidnapping people completely unaware seems kinda extreme even for reality television.

Babe, I found a whole bunch of videos about how awesome we are on Youtube. Like a WHOLE bunch. Youtube is cooler here than back home.

I thought being kidnapped by magic and thrown into an alternate dimension would be fun. This is so boring.

I told the barista at Starbucks to put gravy on my caramel macchiato in the spirit of Thanksgiving and he almost did. I thought Pawnee was bad with fatty junk like that.

Man...I don't know how I feel about watching my own show but there's only so many videos like this on Youtube and I miss April. This kinda sucks without her. What other fun stuff is there to do? So I don't get on Netflix? I think I'm not supposed to do that?

Today, I went to get coffee and some lady recognized me and offered me $20 to play for her kid's birthday party this weekend. Cha-ching! I love New York.

Okay who wants to go do something fun tomorrow for Halloween? I am personally sick of being cooped inside after the past week and am ready to go do something that doesn't involve hiding from giant monsters.

ANDY.
Hey, how are you settling in?

I quit, Andy. [She turns the camera to a zombie walking by her window.]

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Dude, it looks like Silent Hill out my window. That game is awesome. Does this happen all the time here?